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[quote name='Tinkerlina' post='1778435' date='Feb 10 2009, 08:28 PM']Edit: How could I forget-I do HATE The Canadian Seal Hunt. I'm a big Canada lover but I really wish they'd ditch this.[/quote]

well, those baby seals arent going to just kill themselves! someone has to do it!
:P

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from an earlier MSN convo with christie on canada...


Nick umm not foggier than england
Christie oooo k
Christie hehehe
Christie but warmer
Christie with alot more moose
Nick wooooot!
Christie what?
Nick yeah we should go on a moose ride
Nick some people keep them as pets
Christie and how do you suppose we do that?
Nick well, we drive around honking the moose mating call
Nick then at a crossroads in the twilight we will come across one, which we will subdue with maple syrup and holy water

Christie LOL
Christie hehehe
Christie poor moose
Nick ohh they like it
Christie how would you get it to take the syrup?
Nick if you scratch them behind the ears they just snuggle right up to you
Christie oooooh,
Nick at this point you HAVE to stop honking the mating call!
Christie have you done that before ?
Nick caught a moose?
Christie moose?
Christie when they snuggle you stop honking?
Nick of course, in BC you dont become a man until you can catch a moose, ride it and hunt down and fight a grizzly bear

Nick yup, gotta stop the honking, dont want them getting the wrong idea...
Christie o.O
Christie :mellow:
Christie LOL
Christie sounds like it would be alot of work
Nick would i lie to you :innocent: ?
Nick :P
Nick yeah but it is worth it
Nick really, dont do ANYTHING of the above if you see a real moose
Christie hahaha ok
Christie i'll make sure to just speak whale or something.
Nick waaaOOOOOOOOOeeeeeEEEEEE
Christie and then the whales would come up from the frozen ground and eat the moose!!!
Nick no silly killer whales cant dig through the ground!
Nick they fly over it
Christie :mellow:
Christie then everything i learned is wrong?
Nick yup sorry
Christie awwww
Christie stupid education
Nick hehehhe
Christie is true
Christie they said canada has nothing but snow
Nick hehehehe
Nick well i have been told that america has nothing but dumb people
Nick just as wrong!
Christie o.O no, i think you might be right on
Nick o.O
Nick O.O

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[quote name='Tinkerlina' post='1778443' date='Feb 10 2009, 11:36 PM']...because they would never believe someone would pay $20 for a plastic keychain featuring a random anime character. -Katie[/quote]

I knew we had some connection! :)

I have an Electrabuzz keychain that I got in a Burger King meal about 9 years ago.

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[quote name='Jesus_lol' post='1778633' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:44 AM']well, those baby seals arent going to just kill themselves! someone has to do it!
:P[/quote]
lawl. true. Crazy Inuits. They're my favourite ^_^

[quote name='Jesus_lol' post='1778637' date='Feb 11 2009, 04:21 AM']from an earlier MSN convo with christie on canada...


Nick umm not foggier than england
Christie oooo k
Christie hehehe
Christie but warmer
Christie with alot more moose
Nick wooooot!
Christie what?
Nick yeah we should go on a moose ride
Nick some people keep them as pets
Christie and how do you suppose we do that?
Nick well, we drive around honking the moose mating call
Nick then at a crossroads in the twilight we will come across one, which we will subdue with maple syrup and holy water

Christie LOL
Christie hehehe
Christie poor moose
Nick ohh they like it
Christie how would you get it to take the syrup?
Nick if you scratch them behind the ears they just snuggle right up to you
Christie oooooh,
Nick at this point you HAVE to stop honking the mating call!
Christie have you done that before ?
Nick caught a moose?
Christie moose?
Christie when they snuggle you stop honking?
Nick of course, in BC you dont become a man until you can catch a moose, ride it and hunt down and fight a grizzly bear

Nick yup, gotta stop the honking, dont want them getting the wrong idea...
Christie o.O
Christie :mellow:
Christie LOL
Christie sounds like it would be alot of work
Nick would i lie to you :innocent: ?
Nick :P
Nick yeah but it is worth it
Nick really, dont do ANYTHING of the above if you see a real moose
Christie hahaha ok
Christie i'll make sure to just speak whale or something.
Nick waaaOOOOOOOOOeeeeeEEEEEE
Christie and then the whales would come up from the frozen ground and eat the moose!!!
Nick no silly killer whales cant dig through the ground!
Nick they fly over it
Christie :mellow:
Christie then everything i learned is wrong?
Nick yup sorry
Christie awwww
Christie stupid education
Nick hehehhe
Christie is true
Christie they said canada has nothing but snow
Nick hehehehe
Nick well i have been told that america has nothing but dumb people
Nick just as wrong!
Christie o.O no, i think you might be right on
Nick o.O
Nick O.O[/quote]
lawl. It's true. It's harder in Ontario cause the rite of passage includes doing it in the middle of January when it's really really cold. Sometimes the syrup and the holy water freezes. That's where things get interesting.

[quote name='rachael' post='1778642' date='Feb 11 2009, 05:46 AM']exciting[/quote]
Well I think so...

[quote name='missionseeker' post='1778747' date='Feb 11 2009, 11:14 AM']YOU SAID THAT YOU USE HOLY WATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:eek:



:shock:



YOU SAID THAT YOU USE HOLY WATER!!!!


:mellow:


:mellow:


:mellow:[/quote]
Yeah. He did.

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[quote]Come back proud canadian's,
To before you had TV.
No hockey night in canada,
there was no CBC.

In 1812 madison was mad,
He was the president you know.
Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go.
He thought he'd invade canada,
He thought that he was tough.
Instead we went to washington,
And burned down all his stuff.

And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.

Those hilbilies from kentucky,
Dressed in green and red.
Left home to fight in canada,
But they returned home dead.
It's the only war the yankies lost except for vietnam.
And also the alomo and the bay of ham.
The loser was america,
The winner was ourselfs.
So join right in and gloat about the war of 1812.

And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.

In 1812 we were just sitting around,
Minding our own business,
Putting crops into the ground.
We heard the soilders coming,
And we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh we fired our guns but the yankies kept a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the yankies started running,
Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
They ran through the snow,
And they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go,
They ran so fast they forgot to take they're culture,
Back to america, and gulf and mexico.

So if you go to washington,
It's building clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches,
And we'll burn the white house twice.

And the white house burned, burned, burned,
But the americans wont admit it.
It burned, burned, burned...
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned
I bet that made them mad.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.[/quote]

I'm surprised no one mentioneed the fact that canaiden ancestry burned down the american white house. It was a 'black' house by the time we were done with it!

HA!

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[img]http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/politics/images/The-United-States-White-House-Burning.jpg[/img]
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

we dont need no water let that mother burn!





[quote name='missionseeker' post='1778770' date='Feb 11 2009, 09:31 AM']:evil:[/quote]


[quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1778775' date='Feb 11 2009, 09:32 AM']:evil:[/quote]


:unsure:
eeeek!

they is a plotting 'gainst me!

"i used holy water, have i got the catholic, doctor?"

"Yes, son i am afraid you do. *pause* you have 3 days to live"

"so many things i wanted to do *sob* "





btw, holy water work on moose not because they are evil. its because they are a holy sort of animal and it soothes them, like the smell of home cooking.
its true moose are in the bible! jesus on the donkey? it was a moose, people didnt have very good eyesight back then.

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