Official Phatmass Monty Python Conversation Thread

[Groo the Wanderer]

I blow my nose at you, you silly wipers of animal troughs!

[Archaeology cat]

Ni!

[CrossCuT]

[size=1]Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
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[Archaeology cat]

Fetch me a shrubbery!

[homeschoolmom]

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

[CatherineM]

And now for something completely different...

[dUSt]

HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!!

[T-Bone _]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

[tinytherese]

She turned me into a newt. ...


I got better.

[Chiara_]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? an African or a European swallow?
I don't know that! aaahhhhh!

[CatherineM]

You have to know these things when you're king you know.

[homeschoolmom]

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

[puellapaschalis]

He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

[jenna311]

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

[Archaeology cat]

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue.

[CatherineM]

beautiful plumage.

[Norseman82]

How to recognize different trees from quite a long way away. Number one - the larch:

[img]http://www.flowerphotographer.net/roth/attributes/bigimages/golden%20larch.jpg[/img]



The larch...







The laaaaaaaarch....

[Old_Joe]

spot the looney!

[hoosieranna]

Brian, your father isn't Mr. Cohen.

[Norseman82]

I'd like to buy an argument.