Official Phatmass Monty Python Conversation Thread

[Archaeology cat]

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again

[Groo the Wanderer]

..the comfy chair!

[let_go_let_God]

and giant tracts of land

[Archaeology cat]

It's our cat. He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn.

[prose]

Nee

[let_go_let_God]

[quote name='prose' post='1671594' date='Oct 6 2008, 04:17 PM']Nee[/quote]

No no no, its Ni

Nu

No Ni. Say it with me Ni

Nigh

Ne

Ni, Ni

[Groo the Wanderer]

...and now for something completely different...

[Marie-Therese]

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

[Gregorius]

STOP!

Ye who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three. Ere the other side ye see.

[Marie-Therese]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch,
saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to
tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the
lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast
cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then
thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the
number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be
reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine
foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Saint Therese]

What have the Romans ever done for us?