A Phatmass Mythos?

[Galloglasses' Alt]

So I've seen this being done on other forums, where people come up with ideas for a Mythos of their group website, (basically a made up history for the fun of it), I thought it could be a fun thing for us to do here.

Anyone up for it?

[Paddington]

I remember something about dUST's family having a long history in the taco business.

It mighta been Winchester that said it.

[cmotherofpirl]

Whatever it is- it has to include cheesecake, because that is the bribe preferred by the mods.

[Arpy]

Whatever you do, don't let MIKolbe or Hassan get their greasy hands on it. Revisionists...

[Galloglasses' Alt]

-Cheesecake Is the Phatmassian Currency, the rough equivalent of 5 gold pieces per cake slice.

-dUSt Phamily rule over a small duchy to the east that primarily exports tacos, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,, (whoever edited that, please stop >=[)

-Winchester, Infamous Political Satirist

-MIKolbe, Sneaky Chief Advisor to the Phatmass Royal Phamilies

-Hassan, local thief with delusions of self grandeur. In reality, he's that guy who runs that flour mill on the hill. Makes a pretty penny cheesecake for himself

-Galloglasses, Baron-Prince of a small principality city-state to the west, primarily exports horror stories, bad movies and soap.

[The more names I get the more fun this is going to become]

Edited March 14, 2009 by Galloglasses' Alt

[Galloglasses' Alt]

-Paddington, a guy who started out as a small game hunter and now corners the market in bear pelts.

[rachael]

[Galloglasses' Alt]

-Rachael, Sourpuss

(Will revise later)

Edited March 14, 2009 by Galloglasses' Alt

[Galloglasses' Alt]

Actually, when a good portion of this is done, I might try my hand at a few sketches.

[T-Bone _]

-T-Bone _: The odd uncle who lives in the garage. Not a furnished garage, mind you, he just backed the phamily car out and put in a bed.

[MStar]

Oooh I like this! Can I be the resident lurker? I've been around for two years officially, but I was reading posts on and off as a guest for longer than that. My lurkerness may be attested to by my post count, still under 100.

Of course, if I start posting in more frivolous threads like this one, I will destroy that record eventually.

[Galloglasses' Alt]

-T-Bone _: The odd uncle (Uncle of who? Meh, that's your nickname, Uncle T-Bone) who lives in a garage down the street. Not a furnished garage, mind you, he just backed the phamily car out and put in a bed.

-MStar: A strange and rarely heard of mechanist who tinkers with gizmos and gadgets coming up with wild and wonderful... mostly just wild, creations in her underground Workshop, who spends alot of her time watching people on the surface go about their daily affairs and rarely shows her face in public

Caution: Presumed silly and dangerous.

Edited March 15, 2009 by Galloglasses' Alt

[MissyP89]

Missy: The source behind that giggling in the attic. Spends most of her time with her secret ninja boyfriend, but occasionally waxes prolific and/or comes downstairs for cheesecake.

That is, assuming it's not the Lenten season.

[Galloglasses' Alt]

EDITED

Edited March 15, 2009 by Galloglasses' Alt

[Hilde]

[quote name='Galloglasses' Alt' post='1807192' date='Mar 15 2009, 02:44 AM']EDITED[/quote]
Now you're making me curious.

[Galloglasses' Alt]

-Missy: An overly happy Gentlelady, who, instead of living in the family manor chooses to stay in the attic of a two story housing apartment down the street in the Capital. Reports of her spending time with a tall gentlemen in an all black pyjama suit with various looking foreign weaponry are considered largely unfounded. Lives on Cheesecake, except in Lent, in such case she becomes destitute.

Edited March 15, 2009 by Galloglasses' Alt

[MissyP89]

Brilliance.

[Arpy]

Right, try spinning me, boyo.

[Galloglasses' Alt]

-Arpy: Famous Artist, best known for the satirical 'Bishop JoyfulCat the First' Painting which despite appearences is actually a deeply political message. However, since he has been making a living painting Phamily Portraits and taking artistic snapshots of bits of wood found on the street.

Likes fish.

[Arpy]

I love it.