picchick Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q) Did you know that I can twist my tongue into a shape that looks like a monkey eating a banana? A) Ya never know.
Paddington Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: Are those peeps poisoned? A: That's what they say.
Didacus Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: Will Montreal win the Stanley cup this year? A: 3.141592328454
Paddington Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: What does your tattoo say? A: The elephant with the pretty rug on his back.
Paddington Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: What should I get you for your birthday? A: You most certainly can.
hoosieranna Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: Can I shave your wombat? A: Albanian state washing machine company.
Paddington Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: Where you going all dressed up? A: Peanut Butter Pie
T-Bone _ Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q. What might cause an allergic reaction in some people? A. Hairless Cats
Paddington Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: Who did this to you? A: Ummm, that's the funny thing. Ummm, ya see. Ummm. You're gonna laugh when you..ummm. Hehe. Yes. Yes it is true. All true.
FPCthegreat Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: how did you...ummm do that? A: It takes on glass of milk and a ball of human hair
hoosieranna Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q: How do you make poor man's cement? A: Strawberry mouthwash.
The Bus Station Posted April 7, 2009 Author Posted April 7, 2009 Q: Interesting perfume you're wearing... what is it? A: Well, sometimes she just keeps walking.
T-Bone _ Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q. What did the doctor say about the wandering patient? A. Three!
The Bus Station Posted April 7, 2009 Author Posted April 7, 2009 Q: What's your middle initial? A: I still don't know.
rose wrought of iron Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Q - What's two plus one? A - Tinker Bell
T-Bone _ Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Q. Who's a fairy that I loathe? A. Micheal Jackson
hoosieranna Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Q: What was the name of the Irish Jackson brother? A: Gerbils.
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