hoosieranna Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Q: What is one highly overrated sweet? A: Katie Couric.
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) Q. if you took the first "e" out of "seven" what word would you get? A. polka-dots Edited April 9, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria
T-Bone _ Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Q. What should you burn a witch with? A. Holy water
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Q. What did the exorcist sprinkle on you when he came to your house? A. the dark
Paddington Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Q: What is an example of an answer that makes it hard to make a fitting question? A: the vast, frozen tundra
dauntingknight Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) Q:What laundry detergent are you using? A:"I'm Superman!" Edited April 9, 2009 by dauntingknight
MIKolbe Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Q. What does Superman say when people ask him who he is? A. Lox
T-Bone _ Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Q. What does T-Bone eat every morning on a bagel. A. A 14 million dollar jet engine.
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Q. What is something you'll never have? A. the light
The Bus Station Posted April 10, 2009 Author Posted April 10, 2009 Q: What are you squinting at? A: hay
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Q. What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? A. octu-mom
The Bus Station Posted July 17, 2010 Author Posted July 17, 2010 Q: What did they re-name "Polygamist Mom Weekly" Magazine? A: There be somethin' STANKY in da state of Denmark!
jeffpugh Posted July 17, 2010 Posted July 17, 2010 Q: Dansk! What's that staunch? A: The most ridiculous man in the world.
JTheresa Posted July 17, 2010 Posted July 17, 2010 Q: Who did you say stole your heart? A: I'm younger than I look.
The Bus Station Posted July 20, 2010 Author Posted July 20, 2010 Q: So... you wanna ask me anything? A: Jenga
fides quarens intellectum Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Q. Wait, why was the old thread deleted? A. I've been thinking about your question for some time, ma'am, and I still don't know the answer.
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