Amazing Announcement For Phatmass-Everyone Read Now

[Heavenly Hustla]

greetings my friends and fanz at phatmass

I must say i will be going on soon to important mission from God.

it is to protect phatmass you see, the devil has a planned attack
over the next months which include the following:

1) removal of all of tom sellecks hair(including chest region) to
promote the uprising of metrosexuality and to promote the end of manliness

2)a full attack and takeover of Phatmass by PhatBaptist.tk (http://www.phatbaptist.tk)

3)a whole nation of greatness and importance(sounds like France) will be destroyed

and .... PREPARE for this...if you have kids in the room pleze have them go to thier rooms
and if you are sensative please do not read...

and...

4)The cancelation of amazing tv show American Idol carried out by evil spirts..i know it took me minutes of tears just to write this.


Anyhoot my mission begins soon, AND TO PREPARE FOR MISSION AND TO GAIN PRAYERS I HAVE CREATED A NEW SONG WITH VATICAN NINJA
TO MOTIVATE THE PHATMASSES.

This song will be released AS SOON AS THIS THREAD REACHES 25 REPLIES IN SUPPORT!!!!
PLEASE PRAY FOR SUCCESSFUL TAKEOUT OF DEVIL, I GO NOW!!!!

THE DEVIL IS GAY, DUST PLEZE STICKY

!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Edited March 5, 2010 by Heavenly Hustla

[zunshynn]

say what?

[HisChildForever]

Sugar before bedtime is no good for you, sweetheart.

[Jesus_lol]

[quote name='HisChildForever' date='04 March 2010 - 11:34 PM' timestamp='1267774462' post='2066979']
Sugar before bedtime is no good for you, sweetheart.
[/quote]

i have heard heroin referred to as brown sugar...

[HisChildForever]

[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='05 March 2010 - 02:44 AM' timestamp='1267775096' post='2066985']
i have heard heroin referred to as brown sugar...
[/quote]

Now now, don't be making such implications Nicholas.

[Jesus_lol]

[quote name='HisChildForever' date='04 March 2010 - 11:46 PM' timestamp='1267775166' post='2066987']
Now now, don't be making such implications Nicholas.
[/quote]

im just saying....

not that its in anyway related to this thread.

[HisChildForever]

[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='05 March 2010 - 02:55 AM' timestamp='1267775742' post='2066990']
not that its in anyway related to this thread.
[/quote]

No, of course not..

[KeenanParkerII]

We must destroy phatbaptist, once and for all..

[mcts]

hahaha...what?

[MIKolbe]

leave it to the french

[Heavenly Hustla]

())))))))))

Edited March 5, 2010 by Heavenly Hustla

[Winchester]

[quote name='HisChildForever' date='05 March 2010 - 02:34 AM' timestamp='1267774462' post='2066979']
Sugar before bedtime is no good for you, sweetheart.
[/quote]
Hey, the hairs looks good.

What's up with this Frenchman?

[LartinMuther]

Curse you Heavenly Hustla! You may have uncovered our scheme but you will never stop us from destroying you Papists. We will take over Phatmass and nothing, not even your hardcore rap music, can stop us.

[Hilde]

mkay

[MIKolbe]

Jesus is my anti-drug.

[Saint Therese]

I think LartinMuther may need some help. You know, [i]help[/i]. However, this thread is pretty entertaining, so I guess its in the right phorum.

Edited March 5, 2010 by Saint Therese

[Nihil Obstat]

Wait, what?

[CatherineM]

Don't do this stuff when I haven't had enough caffeine.

[Marie-Therese]

Well, the Baptists are really good at destruction...they destroyed my faith in God for 10 years.

Winchester is right, HCF...the hair is awesome.

And btw Win, your avatar is ridiculously fantastic.

[zunshynn]

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