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[quote name='Not A Mallard' timestamp='1301426222' post='2224294']
How do I use the Force to avoid wrestling the bear?
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Ahh, matured you have! The force is present within you, look inside for the answers you seek. I accept your nomination to be your mentor.

ed

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[quote name='Not A Mallard' timestamp='1301425821' post='2224289']
it's true, ed. All your posts are epic. please, teach me the ways of the Force.....and how to wrestle a bear.
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wow..

you are mentoring Not A Mallard.... things went from bad to worse FAST!

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1301426470' post='2224298']
wow..

you are mentoring Not A Mallard.... things went from bad to worse FAST!
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Not to worry Miklobe, you are and always will be at the top of my list! Since you are my first you will always hold a special place in my heart, as an example I have found that you can purchase Extra Large Depends Adult diapers here [url="http://www.hdis.com/depend-special-offers.html?cid=200052&dest=111001&gclid=CNm-t63B9KcCFcxj2godkAv7aQ"]Extra Large Depends adult Diapers !![/url] and they offer Fast, Discreet home delivery ! Now there is no reason to stay inside, you can re-engage yourself in travel for business, problem solved my friend ! You are welcome.

ed

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wow, thanks for that...

by the speed with which you posted, no doubt the link was in your bookmarks.

sometimes when you help others, you help yourself.

remember...no liquids after 7pm... :)

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1301428070' post='2224312']
wow, thanks for that...

by the speed with which you posted, no doubt the link was in your bookmarks.

sometimes when you help others, you help yourself.

remember...no liquids after 7pm... :)
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Naw, I have just always been real quick!

Thats why I married a good catholic girl,

Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink, nod, nod, say no more, you follow me?

ed

Edited by Ed Normile
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she likes lamb too?

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1301428459' post='2224316']
she likes lamb too?
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She relies on the Lamb of God.

ed

Posted

weel, obviously..

but i thought you meant like rack of lamb.

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1301430748' post='2224354']
weel, obviously..

but i thought you meant like [b]rack of lamb.[/b]
[/quote]


Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink, nod, nod, say no more, you follow me?

ed

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they even had roast lamb's head. now THAT's delish!

Lil'Monster
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u guys r so weird!:crazy:

Not A Mallard
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How do I catch a fish with my bare hands?

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[quote name='Not A Mallard' timestamp='1301435146' post='2224403']
How do I catch a fish with my bare hands?
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Start out small, a 30 gallon fish tank would make for the best practise oppurtunity to catch a fish in such a manner, try to move the fish towards the corner of the tank and then grasp firmly, and its yours. There is the alternative method which you can catch larger fish but it works only in salt water, cut a tiny slit into your finger allowing it to bleed, place your hand into the water and when the shark clamps down onto your hand rapidly lift him out of the water.

ed

MissScripture
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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1301433477' post='2224375']
they even had roast lamb's head. now THAT's delish!
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NOT ONLY DO YOU EAT BABY SHEEP, BUT YOU EAT THEIR HEADS?!? :x

Nihil Obstat
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[img]http://0.tqn.com/d/greekfood/1/0/p/Q/spit_lamb_done_499.jpg[/img]

Lil'Monster
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1301454068' post='2224555']
[img]http://0.tqn.com/d/greekfood/1/0/p/Q/spit_lamb_done_499.jpg[/img]
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hmmmm tasty? lol hey it looks like someone i know really well....but im not mentioning any names.......lol

Posted

Fat Tire Ale!!!

FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the facial cheeks are tender and succulent!

Not A Mallard
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1301454068' post='2224555']
[img]http://0.tqn.com/d/greekfood/1/0/p/Q/spit_lamb_done_499.jpg[/img]
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That cooked lamb looks scary. KILL IT WITH FIRE!


oh wait...

Edited by Not A Mallard
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1301454068' post='2224555']
[img]http://0.tqn.com/d/greekfood/1/0/p/Q/spit_lamb_done_499.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
Is that a roasted velociraptor? The Fat Tire is a nice touch.

Nihil Obstat
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[quote name='Not A Mallard' timestamp='1301485573' post='2224650']
That cooked lamb looks scary. KILL IT WITH FIRE!


oh wait...
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[img]http://www.freewebs.com/acen_otaku_sexiness/KILL%20IT%20WITH%20FIRE!.jpg[/img]

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