BG45 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Darnit, time went by too much to edit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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brianthephysicist Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I found some good one-liner's today: "When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter." - Stephen Wright "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." - George Carlin "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." - Yogi Berra "Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out." "The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train." "Don't judge a book by its movie." "If you think sex is a pain in the ass - you're doing it wrong." "Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." "The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it." "I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down." - Mitch Hedberg "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." - Mitch Hedberg "Humility is accepting that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue." "I am not dumb, it's just that I have a mastery over useless information." "A committee is twelve men doing the work of one." "A day without sunshine is like, night." "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" - Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Papist Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Edited April 24, 2013 by Papist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BG45 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I laughed! Funny tax: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cmaD2006 Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) Y'all made me laugh today :) That's an accomplishment! I liked Melon-collie. And yeah ploomf ... I have a height issue. Definitely :hehe: And well BG45 ... the "there's an internet cable loose" one. Yup. That's me today (figuratively). :unsure: Edited April 25, 2013 by cmariadiaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploomf Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 And yeah ploomf ... I have a height issue. Definitely :hehe: Yeah me too. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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