brianthephysicist Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 [img]http://i.imgur.com/SxL1P.gif[/img] [url="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4572138/Man-in-suit-made-of-bread-attacked-by-flock-of-seagulls.html"]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4572138/Man-in-suit-made-of-bread-attacked-by-flock-of-seagulls.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 A [font="arial"][size="3"][color="black"][font="arial"][size="3"]collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. "Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. "Yes, that was it!" "You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!" "Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."[/size][/font][/color][/size][/font] ------------------- T[font="arial"][size="3"][color="black"][font="arial"][size="3"]here was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door." Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want a shave!" The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a quick desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him. So give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen." Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying "Good morning sir. I have a question for you... Are you ready to die?"[/size][/font][/color][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscerningCatholic Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 [quote name='BG45' timestamp='1349581667' post='2490876'] A [font=arial][size=3][color=black][font=arial][size=3]collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. "Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. "Yes, that was it!" "You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!" "Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."[/size][/font][/color][/size][/font] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 [quote name='DiscerningCatholic' timestamp='1349581825' post='2490879'] [/quote] Yeah, I could see some librarians I know just dying over that! --- [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/0/1/148901_slide.jpg?v=1[/img] [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/4/7/148847_slide.jpg?v=1[/img] [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/4/0/148840_slide.jpg?v=1[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthephysicist Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 For you cma: [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/124442-yo-maps/"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/124442-yo-maps/[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmaD2006 Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 [quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1349658136' post='2491070'] For you cma: [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/124442-yo-maps/"]http://www.phatmass....124442-yo-maps/[/url] [/quote] OK I'm slow ... idgi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 [img]http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/13281605242703.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BG45 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 [img]https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/1/BDAbvucdPku7rGqxb-HybQ2.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 (edited) My "any questions" slide at the end of the chapter today (we probably won't get to it): [img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/403410_385949148103502_100000652607989_1236421_1817117257_n.jpg[/img] Edited October 9, 2012 by BG45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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brianthephysicist Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 What kind of key will never open a door? [spoiler]A turkey[/spoiler] How do you stop a 200 pound tiger from charging? [spoiler]Take away its credit cards[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 [img]http://i.imgur.com/x33Jq.png[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 How do you keep a physicist is suspense? [spoiler][color=#fff0f5].[/color][/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthephysicist Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 [quote name='Papist' timestamp='1349872175' post='2491905'] How do you keep a physicist is suspense? [spoiler][color=#fff0f5].[/color][/spoiler] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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