Make Cma Laugh!

[Papist]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/7vnXv.png[/img]

[brianthephysicist]

What kind of key will never open a door?

[spoiler]A turkey[/spoiler]

How do you stop a 200 pound tiger from charging?

[spoiler]Take away its credit cards[/spoiler]

[Papist]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/x33Jq.png[/img]

[Papist]

How do you keep a physicist is suspense?

[spoiler][color=#fff0f5].[/color][/spoiler]

[brianthephysicist]

[quote name='Papist' timestamp='1349872175' post='2491905']
How do you keep a physicist is suspense?

[spoiler][color=#fff0f5].[/color][/spoiler]
[/quote]

[DiscerningCatholic]

[quote name='Papist' timestamp='1349795296' post='2491626']
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7vnXv.png[/img]
[/quote]

That looks so photoshopped.

[Papist]

[quote name='DiscerningCatholic' timestamp='1349890939' post='2491998']

That looks so photoshopped.
[/quote]
What. You mean it ain't real?

[DiscerningCatholic]

It just looks photoshopped.

[brianthephysicist]

[img]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/527658_423914831001544_454228106_n.jpg[/img]

[brianthephysicist]

1. What mouse walks on two legs?

2. Idk...

1. Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs?

2. Donald Duck!

1. No silly, all ducks walk on two legs


[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/epic+troll.+do+it_b4d90b_3937679.jpg[/img]

[img]http://us11.memecdn.com/Epic-Troll-Kid_c_133986.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.epiclol.com/cdn/pictures/2012/02/epic-troll-is-epic_1330131704_epiclolcom.jpg[/img]

[img]http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hey-i-just-met-you-and-this-is-crazy-but-heres-my-ear..jpg[/img]

[cmaD2006]

Ok I have a good one (I think):

A man walks into a barbershop for an haircut. The barber, who is a born-again Christian, says:
"Son, are you saved by the Blood of the Lamb"

The customer, who is Catholic, answers:
"Sure am -- I just drank some this morning!"

And the barber does not say another word for the rest of the haircut.

[DiscerningCatholic]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"











































I'm hoping that all of you got that one.

[Papist]

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
--George Carlin

[Papist]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/K9Mmb.png[/img]

[brianthephysicist]

Dear Mimes,

Do you lose your ability to make invisible objects if you speak?

Sincerely, Curious

[brianthephysicist]

Dear Pancakes,

Do you have little compartments for syrup? No? I didn't think so.

Sincerely, Waffles.

[brianthephysicist]

[img]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556108_10151086328334290_144584322_n.jpg[/img]

[Papist]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/byvNm.png[/img]

[cmaD2006]

btw - my doc is now fighting the insurance for my injections. They didn't approve them. I still have a lot of neck pain but by some major miracle i haven't had a migrane in 3 wks.

So keep the laughs coming. I love it!

Papist I'm so much of a tetris fan that the comic is soooo right on

[brianthephysicist]

A friend was upset and posted as their status. When asked for an explanation, she posted.

[quote]
It's fine. Don't worry. Nothing is wrong.
Just... friends can be poopfaced. Or, more like, I was poopfaced. I am the poopface.

Pooping all over the face.
[/quote]

My response: (sorry in advance for any formatting issues) ((also, when I posted this on FB, I just posted links but here I'm posting the pics themselves))

Not to worry. (read this alternating between my serious voice and the epic announcer voice)

Here is a bear breakdancing:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/163563561.gif[/img]

Sometimes friends mess up and turn into poopfaces.



Here is a confused Hitler dancing:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/giffed-hitler06.gif[/img]

Sometimes even good friends mess up and turn into poopfaces.



Here is Christian Bale awkwardly dancing in a raincoat:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/bale2.gif[/img]


Sometimes people that genuinely love you fail to live up to that love and poopface everywhere.

Here is Kevin Bacon dancing in a glitter explosion:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/flash2.gif[/img]


Sometimes people get terribly distracted by the things of this world and poopface.

Here is the Fresh Prince dancing in front of a car:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/smith3.gif[/img]


Sometimes people get blinded by their emotions and accidentally poopface.

Here is someone dancing with a giant inflatable air dancer:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_l9lkbpRkXT1qb9fdoo1_500.gif[/img]

Edited November 17, 2012 by brianthephysicist