The Lame Awards! (aka "not The Phatties")

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

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Those housewives, no matter how desperate, really do have a nice sense of style.

SO FEATHER2264 WINS MOST STYLISH!!
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Even though this little lady, I'm sure is very stylish herself, the award for the Phatmasser most in need of a sass.y gay friend goes to...

ANNIE12!!!

[the171]

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Even though this little lady, I'm sure is very stylish herself, the award for the Phatmasser most in need of a sass.y gay friend goes to...

ANNIE12!!!
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Congratulations, Annie! You should feel very honored.


NEXT AWARD!!!


The man, the myth, the legend. This man is the standard for all trolls. His trolling is of no compare.

CONGRATULATIONS, HASAN!

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

Congrats, Hasan, I know this is very exciting for you!

Next, I'd like to give an award to someone with a keen sense of something!

The award for the Phatmasser with the best radar for attractive men on the internet goes to...

LIL'MONSTER!

[Catholicterp7]

Do I win anything???
JMJ+

[Anastasia13]

Did I?

[the171]

EMOTIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH TONIGHT! I guess because they moved to Colorado.


Runner-Up for best troll goes to new phatmasser...
















FREEDOOOOOMMM!

[Oremoose]

This is Entertaining.... : :

Edited November 24, 2012 by Oremoose

[Anastasia13]

Colorado? Honey. I'm all about Europe and New York.

Edited November 24, 2012 by Light and Truth

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

I think we all know who wins the award for Most Interesting Phatmasser...

Congratulations, Tab'le du'barye!

No, I don't know how to spell your screen name, but I do know you are by far the most interesting user here.

[the171]

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I think we all know who wins the award for Most Interesting Phatmasser...

Congratulations, Tab'le du'barye!

No, I don't know how to spell your screen name, but I do know you are by far the most interesting user here.
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WHERE THE HECK HAS HE BEEN??




i loved his rants....

WE HAVE ANOTHER DOUBLE HONOREE!


Freedom for Best Human Being Award!

[the171]

Next award goes to an amazing girl here on phatmass.


The award is Best Young'n



It goes to FCC!!!

[Lil'Monster]

[quote name='FutureCarmeliteClaire' timestamp='1353729588' post='2515636']
Congrats, Hasan, I know this is very exciting for you!

Next, I'd like to give an award to someone with a keen sense of something!

The award for the Phatmasser with the best radar for attractive men on the internet goes to...

LIL'MONSTER!
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I have HGRAS:

Hot Guys Radar and Alarm System






Also thank you for choosing me for this award!!!


I am honored and I am kinda getting choked up too...

Edited November 24, 2012 by Lil'Monster

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

The award for the couple most likely to be married in the next six months goes to truly my favorite couple on Phatmass!

Light and Truth & Hasan!

[the171]

And now for our musical guest:



MS. TAYLOR SWIFT!!


http://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64

[Freedom]

I'd totally prop a lot of these posts but I ran outta stinkin' props so thank you, I'm seriously honored, you rock!

[DiscerningCatholic]

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And now for our musical guest:



MS. TAYLOR SWIFT!!


[media]http://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64[/media]
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Shoulda used Emily Bear....

[CountrySteve937]

The musical guest made me go deaf ._.

[the171]

Our next musical gust is a personal favorite of mine.



OCMS!

http://youtu.be/uyUOe7HAkpk

[Oremoose]

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The musical guest made me go deaf ._.
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coulda been worse

[the171]

Best creator of the Phatmass community goes to....




dUSt!


Thank you, leader.