Not A Mallard Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 ^Hey, more fake horror trailers! Excellent. Time for a nonsensical commercial. I think they're trying to give us headaches so that we'd run to the store and buy it.
HopefulHeart Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Yeah, probably. I do remember seeing the commercial several years ago, when I watched Jeopardy! every night. I made fun of it for a while, and then it just got tiresome.
Luigi Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 Roger Miller with his classic "My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j13sMmVwiFE
tinytherese Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 Grr, again. For some reason, it didn't like my edit of the post.
Not A Mallard Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
Not A Mallard Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
HopefulHeart Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED. PLOT TWIST: The person was a lady who lived on another planet, and when she was sent into space, she landed on Earth, in ancient Palestine. She touched the clothes of this traveling preacher man, and ALL THE BLOOD STOPPED COMING OUT.
Not A Mallard Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 This will either make you laugh, scare the stuffing out of you, or both. (And there's a bleeped-out cuss word.)
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