An Open Letter To The Women Of Phatmass

[theculturewarrior]

[quote]I'll marry you, TCW, but only if you wear a tux with ruffles.  (I'm only joking.)

I know how you feel. I'm only 21 (going on 22 in July), and I wonder if I'll ever find me a man. *sigh*

God bless,

Jen

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Hold that thought. I'm kind of taken, I've got this prodigal fiancee situation.

[ilovechrist]

just create a waiting list

[theculturewarrior]

Oh, but that's so impersonal. Besides, CC has always made me

[ilovechrist]

it doesn't take much to make me blush either

[CreepyCrawler]

you can be tall and handsome and i'll be the dark (i'm indian ya know). i'm like the color of peanut butter. chunky. with hair like curly fries. burned. i work at a restaurant. we can cater the reception. but we have to play a balance of cool indian music and american music or i'm out.

soujourner, beenabobba -- hands off! hahaha

[littleflower+JMJ]

can i be the one who sells you a house and rips you off?

[crusader1234]

? hahaha littleflower...

[BeenaBobba]

[quote name='littleflower' date='JMJ+Jun 13 2004, 01:49 AM'] can i be the one who sells you a house and rips you off? [/quote]
HAHA! You've been saying the funniest things lately! I've been laughing reading your posts.

God bless,

Jen

[littleflower+JMJ]

[quote name='BeenaBobba' date='Jun 12 2004, 11:59 PM'] HAHA! You've been saying the funniest things lately! I've been laughing reading your posts.

God bless,

Jen [/quote]
awww now anyone who laughs at my posts is the sweetest person ever!!

[Sojourner]

[quote name='CreepyCrawler' date='Jun 12 2004, 11:43 PM'] soujourner, beenabobba -- hands off! hahaha [/quote]
Let me just point out that it was [i]your[/i] fiance who suggested multiple wives. You should take that into consideration.

[theculturewarrior]

It's okay, Sojourner. I can testify to your integrity.

But for the record everybody....it's me and CC. Case closed.

[cathgirl]

I haven't read the whole thread, but your first post....

I'd love to marry you, but i don't fit your age requirements. I know you'll be extremely bummed.

[Phazzan]

bla bla bla bla no women date phazzan bla bla bla im better bla bla bla superior bla bla bla date me.

[CreepyCrawler]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Jun 13 2004, 02:33 AM'] Let me just point out that it was [i]your[/i] fiance who suggested multiple wives. You should take that into consideration. [/quote]
Good point. Sorry for my brusqueness Sojourner! Let's be friends.

TCW -- have you flogged yourself yet for suggesting multiple wives?

[theculturewarrior]

*flogs self*

[theculturewarrior]

[quote]bla bla bla bla no women date phazzan bla bla bla im better bla bla bla superior bla bla bla date me.
[/quote]

*flogs phazange*

[voiciblanche]

TCW!! What have I told you about flogging yourself?! Just when I got you to stop, you do it again... what are we going to do with you, young man?!






You can flog Farzarn though... he refuses to accept my flowers, [i] still [/i].

[jmjtina]

[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='Jun 12 2004, 02:16 PM'] :rotfl:

Yeah, I'm the same way! Once Matt and I were talking about if we were some religion where he could have more than one wife. He said something like "You'd be my favorite wife." And I said, "I'd be your only wife cuz I'd kill off all the others. I don't like to share!" He laughed. [/quote]
:crackup:

[ilovechrist]

[quote name='Phazzan' date='Jun 13 2004, 10:30 AM'] bla bla bla bla no women date phazzan bla bla bla im better bla bla bla superior bla bla bla date me. [/quote]


not going to work... just go with the flow phazzan.. everything will be all right. *pat on the back*

[let_go_let_God]

I havent been able to find a boyfriend yet, but I'm happy. I am waiting for God to put someone into my life rather than an advertisement on PM. Is this the future of Phatmass?