Dave Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 I'm feeling a little silly right now. Anyway, there's a children's book by Dav Pilkey called "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants." The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the FIRST letter of your first name to determine your new FIRST name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = dorkey e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = gidget v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the FIRST letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new LAST name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the LAST letter of your last name to determine the second half of your LAST name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pantaloons h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, my name, Dave Conger, would become Gidget Gigglebuns! Anyone want to tell me what their new names would be? :P
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 Squeezit Toiletchunks???? That's meA!! This is hilarious, come on, everyone!!
ironmonk Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 Ok... there's no more ironmonk... Now, I'm Pinky Toiletsniffer! Sounds so perverted. lol -PT
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 Ok... there's no more ironmonk... Now, I'm Pinky Toiletsniffer! These are just too funny....
Dave Posted October 26, 2003 Author Posted October 26, 2003 Poopsie Diaper Whoa!!!! You missed the 3rd part! We only have the first half of your last name. Poopsie Diaper-what?
littleflower+JMJ Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 i am proud to say that my name is stinky wafflehead not too bad! very sophisticated if you ask me!! B)
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 i am proud to say that my name is stinky wafflehead not too bad! very sophisticated if you ask me!! B) of course, Ms. Stinky Wafflehead!! QUEEN stinky Wafflehead!! Signed: Squeezit Toiletchunks
foundsheep Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 buttercup bananabuns here Sounds Like a prison name.
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 lumpy toiletmouth ugh... J/K!!! I'm Toiletchunks, so don't feel bad!! :D
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