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[iggy]

i got that. i was looking at you funny for telling it to begin with

[Old_Joe]

Oh that. Well, I'm so used to getting weird looks from people that I tend to ignore it.

So this length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve ropes here. You'll have to leave." So rope walks out of the bar, but before he walks away he gets a bright idea. He pulls some strands out of the top of himself, ties himself into a bow, and walks back in. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you the rope that I just asked to leave?" The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

[Thy Geekdom Come]

[quote name='Old_Joe' date='Jun 21 2005, 12:51 AM']Oh that.  Well, I'm so used to getting weird looks from people that I tend to ignore it. 

So this length of rope walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve ropes here.  You'll have to leave."  So rope walks out of the bar, but before he walks away he gets a bright idea.  He pulls some strands out of the top of himself, ties himself into a bow, and walks back in.  The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you the rope that I just asked to leave?"  The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!

[iggy]

yes. i concur.


:rotfl:

[Dudette]

oh my goodness.

[Noel's angel]

why am i laughing??????

[Old_Joe]

Because I tell such good jokes...or maybe I look funny.

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No Patrick, they're laughing next to us.

[Dudette]

[iggy]

hey, i just realized it, but dudette, you are the only person not currently residing in the lincoln dioscese who didn't get scared off!

[Old_Joe]

Hey! what about me?

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast.

The guy is amazed. Everything has been SO incredible. "You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

[Old_Joe]

I just bought a book on levitation.

I can't put it down.

[Dudette]

oh.my.gosh................

[BullnaChinaShop]

Keep it up. I find these jokes quite enjoyable. (and I don't live in the Linclon Diocese)

I really liked the "frayed knot" and the "caught my eye" ones.

[Nicole8223]

hahahaha...nice to have a good laugh at work....thanks...HAHAHAHA

[Noel's angel]

lol, a little cheesy humour brightens up my day

[iggy]

hear that zach? you have a fan club

[Old_Joe]

and here I thought that I didn't matter. God forgive me if I use these or have used these talents for evil or waste them.

[iggy]

that doesn't sound like a joke to me! Make with the JOKES!

[Old_Joe]

that's because I was being serious.

So I was playing frisbee in my backyard, and I was trying to figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me.

[iggy]

i still haven't figured out why your jokes are so funny
they are soooo bad