franciscanheart Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Feb 13 2006, 11:45 AM']I think if you're really going for the "two become one" idea. Then why shouldn't I make a change? If she's willing to take my name and my history, I should be willing to do the same. I just thought it would be cool. [right][snapback]885821[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I like that idea.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:45 PM']I think if you're really going for the "two become one" idea. Then why shouldn't I make a change? If she's willing to take my name and my history, I should be willing to do the same. I just thought it would be cool. [right][snapback]885821[/snapback][/right] [/quote] You do make a change. You can't take a wiz in the sink anymore and you have to put the toilet seat down. The wiz part was just a Simpson's inspired joke...
franciscanheart Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Feb 13 2006, 11:47 AM']What I always think if funny is when women won't take the husband's name for feminist reasons... I've had the following conversation before: She: I'm not going to take my husband's name. Why should I take his name just cuz he's a MAN?? Me: So, what name will you have? She: My current name, _____. Me: But isn't that the name your parents gave you? I mean, isn't that your dad's name? He's a man, right? She: [right][snapback]885828[/snapback][/right] [/quote] got 'em good.
franciscanheart Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='Raphael' date='Feb 13 2006, 11:48 AM']You do make a change. [b]You can't take a wiz in the sink anymore[/b] and you have to put the toilet seat down. [right][snapback]885830[/snapback][/right] [/quote] boys do that? ew.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:47 PM']What I always think if funny is when women won't take the husband's name for feminist reasons... I've had the following conversation before: She: I'm not going to take my husband's name. Why should I take his name just cuz he's a MAN?? Me: So, what name will you have? She: My current name, _____. Me: But isn't that the name your parents gave you? I mean, isn't that your dad's name? He's a man, right? She: [right][snapback]885828[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Gotta love logic!
Brother Adam Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Feb 13 2006, 11:45 AM']I think if you're really going for the "two become one" idea. Then why shouldn't I make a change? If she's willing to take my name and my history, I should be willing to do the same. I just thought it would be cool. [right][snapback]885821[/snapback][/right] [/quote] BIblically, lineage happens through the husband, not the wife.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:49 PM'] boys do that? ew. [right][snapback]885832[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Read my edit.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:50 PM']BIblically, lineage happens through the husband, not the wife. [right][snapback]885836[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Which is ironic considering that the mom has to be Jewish for you to be considered Jewish.
franciscanheart Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='Raphael' date='Feb 13 2006, 11:50 AM']Read my edit. [right][snapback]885837[/snapback][/right] [/quote] phew. you had me worried!
kateri05 Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 hot stuff: thats neat my husband woulda never gone for it, but, then, the kids get to be Catholic and he's converting, so really, its all about picking your battles hsmom, that just proves how feminism is a totally lame and idiotic attempt for women to do all the work. who wants that?? let men hold doors and be breadwinners and take care of us : silly feminists. and micah, you're yicky!
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:52 PM']phew. you had me worried! [right][snapback]885842[/snapback][/right] [/quote] No, but there is a joke: What's the difference between shanty Irish and lace-curtain Irish? The lace-curtain Irish remove the dishes before peeing in the kitchen sink.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:54 PM']hsmom, that just proves how feminism is a totally lame and idiotic attempt for women to do all the work. who wants that?? let men hold doors and be breadwinners and take care of us : silly feminists. [right][snapback]885845[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I think we should lock women in cages and make them iron our underwear. And yes, I am yicky.
kateri05 Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 is the underwear clean or dirty? and does the cage have carpet?
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:57 PM']is the underwear clean or dirty? and does the cage have carpet? [right][snapback]885855[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Oh, well...you'd be the ones cleaning it, so it's really up to you. ...and the cage does have carpet...and a little pile of hay in the corner for birthing...and you would have to be barefoot.
kateri05 Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) oooh, barefoot and pregnant? because that would be sweet! i hate shoes and love babies : Edited February 13, 2006 by kateri05
Brother Adam Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:01 PM']oooh, barefoot and pregnant? because that would be sweet! i hate shoes and love babies : [right][snapback]885860[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Monty Python: "Look at those Catholics. They have to have a baby every time they have sex. Not like us Protestants. We only have 2 children." "But George, we've only done it 2 times."
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 01:01 PM']oooh, barefoot and pregnant? because that would be sweet! i hate shoes and love babies : [right][snapback]885860[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'm just kidding, of course.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 01:05 PM']Monty Python: "Look at those Catholics. They have to have a baby every time they have sex. Not like us Protestants. We only have 2 children." "But George, we've only done it 2 times." [right][snapback]885866[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
kateri05 Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 10:05 AM']Monty Python: "Look at those Catholics. They have to have a baby every time they have sex. Not like us Protestants. We only have 2 children." "But George, we've only done it 2 times." [right][snapback]885866[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
Brother Adam Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Though now i'm struggling being the best man at my friends wedding that they are going to use contraception it seems. "There is a good reason why we have less children in todays age." ugh.
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