Instead Of Saying "oh My G**"...

[Saint Therese]

You could always say, you are SO good looking!!

[T-Bone _]

I've taken to saying things like "Sweet Gorilla of Manila" or "Sweet Dog of Prauge", things like that.

I'm just cool that way.

[Mari Therese]

O my good gravy!

Sidenote: I had an English teacher who would say SPIT rather than...

[Noel's angel]

There's a funny woman my mum works with and she goes around saying 'it's sucking warm in here' or 'look at that sucking thing over there'. She's crazy and bra-less.

[Saint Therese]

[quote name='Noel's angel' post='1736901' date='Dec 28 2008, 03:28 PM']There's a funny woman my mum works with and she goes around saying 'it's sucking warm in here' or 'look at that sucking thing over there'. She's crazy and bra-less.[/quote]

[Noel's angel]

She's so funny 'cause she is going through 'the change' and she runs around saying that whilst pulling the zip up and down on her top....crazy (and bra-less)

[Saint Therese]

That's just way more information than I needed.

[Noel's angel]

Sorry. When you come from rural North Antrim, you get used to the antics of crazy people.

[Saint Therese]

Where's that?

[mcts]

there was a teacher at my high school who would say "smell of elderberries" "spit" and stuff like that. he never got in trouble for it, unfortunately.

[Arpy]

"Oh my Bob!" works well since there aren't any Lamuellans around to be offended, and even if there were I think Old Thrashbarg would be the only properly offended one, so the odds are quite in my favor. Its meaning is also rather...what is the word...campish? Obscure?

Other favorite replacement swears and exclamations include "zark," "freaking," "OMGWTFBBQ," "ConFOUND it!!" "barnacles," "tartar sauce," anything in a foreign language, and "Holy mother of Karzahni in a gravy boat!" Oh yes.