Things You Would Never Hear Anyone Say

[Saint Therese]

Ha!

I love my job.

[rose wrought of iron]

I'm so happy I got laid off!!

[knightec]

I now canonize you Saint Erik, Patron Saint of Keep'n It Real.

[Saint Therese]

I despise Puffy Cheetohs.

[knightec]

That diamond is way too big.

[rose wrought of iron]

Yes, this car is most definitely a lemon and I should not, under any circumstances, sell it to you.

[knightec]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 45th President of the United States, Snoop Dogg

[mcts]

[quote name='knightec' post='1787006' date='Feb 21 2009, 12:29 AM']Ladies and Gentlemen, the 45th President of the United States, Snoop Dogg[/quote]

actually, i'm kinda worried about that one





cold hands are great.

[eagle_eye222001]

I like when I am wrong on religion and politics.

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[Mari Therese]

I love when the priest drones on and on for what seems like hours during the homily.

[mcts]

man, it sure is my idea of a good way to spend a day by going to dinner with my 97 year old grandma instead of hanging out with my friends!

[Saint Therese]

I don't like ice cream.

[stargirl3:16]

Sure, you can text while we fornicate.

[Saint Therese]

You're smart.

[The Bus Station]

I totally understand you.

[missionseeker]

I am sorry for offending you