Hassan Posted March 17, 2009 Author Posted March 17, 2009 Sultan Hassan the Awesome has now finished his snack of apple juice and coagulated milk nips and must retire to conduct his royal studies.
TotusTuusMaria Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 crochet is the coolest. you do not understand what fun actually is until you have looped yarn around a needle that will with one wrong move jab someone's eye out.
Hassan Posted March 17, 2009 Author Posted March 17, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1809624' date='Mar 17 2009, 03:33 AM']crochet is the coolest. you do not understand what fun actually is until you have looped yarn around a needle that will with one wrong move jab someone's eye out. [/quote] enjoy your sleep
TotusTuusMaria Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1809623' date='Mar 17 2009, 04:31 AM']Sultan Hassan the Awesome has now finished his snack of apple juice and coagulated milk nips and must retire to conduct his royal studies.[/quote] now THAT is boring. I am going to SLEEP!
TotusTuusMaria Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1809625' date='Mar 17 2009, 04:34 AM']enjoy your sleep [/quote] oh, believe me, i will.
MIKolbe Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 Hassan, you need your beauty sleep. you really do. for serious.
Paddington Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 Sultan J, Maybe it's the spring air. Don't do anything stupid. Honorable P
CrossCuT Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 [size=1]OY OY OY Sleep is my friend! Its hard to go without it![/size]
Hassan Posted March 17, 2009 Author Posted March 17, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1809737' date='Mar 17 2009, 10:40 AM']Hassan, you need your beauty sleep. you really do. for serious.[/quote] Sultan Hassan the Awesome, the Shah of Shahs needs no sleep an is still going strong thank you very much. If anything he needs less beauty sleep. For if all the women of the region continue to fall madly in love with him upon first seeing him or hearing his name other males of the region may become jelous. Naturally the Great Sultan has no need to fear their anger, but in the interest of kindness he must keep ther troubels in mind.
MIKolbe Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 your delusions are surpassed only by your chumpness.
Hassan Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1809996' date='Mar 17 2009, 04:47 PM']your delusions are surpassed only by your chumpness.[/quote] In their haste to defend their beloved Sultan's honor some of his greatness' bodyguards sought to have you deposed. The great Sultan in his mercy rebuked them and encouraged them to mercy for he has, on a few occasions, been midly entertained by your antics. He would caution you, though, against further public antagonism. The secret muslims are fiercly devoted to their great sultan and at times even he can not dampen their passions when the great Sulta is insulted. Thus Speaks the Great Sultan the Shah of Shahs
Hassan Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1809996' date='Mar 17 2009, 04:47 PM']your delusions are surpassed only by your chumpness.[/quote] In their haste to defend their beloved Sultan's honor some of his greatness' bodyguards sought to have you deposed. The great Sultan in his mercy rebuked them and encouraged them to mercy for he has, on a few occasions, been midly entertained by your antics. He would caution you, though, against further public antagonism. The secret muslims are fiercly devoted to their great sultan and at times even he can not dampen their passions when the great Sulta is insulted. Thus Speaks the Great Sultan the Shah of Shahs
Hassan Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1810234' date='Mar 17 2009, 10:03 PM']i spit upon your mercy.[/quote] The Great Sultan, in his magnamity, once again orders his men to kep their swords sheethed and simply responds that his greatness is rubber while you, being a lower organism of more fleshy substance, are naught but glue. Consequently whatever you say, or spit, mearly bounces off his highness and sticks to you.
Hassan Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1810238' date='Mar 17 2009, 09:10 PM']your mom.[/quote] The Great Sultan was not born of mortal flesh, but created, as Adam, ex nihilo and sent to rule.
kafka Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 so how many hours is it so far. Must be pretty long, since your are speaking about yourself exclusively in the third person. (you know that right?)
Hassan Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1810428' date='Mar 18 2009, 01:43 AM']so how many hours is it so far. Must be pretty long, since your are speaking about yourself exclusively in the third person. (you know that right?) [/quote] There have been a few times I "rested my eyes" since I made the thread. I guess at most two hours of the last going on 72ish. The Sultan is well aware of his speaking habits. It is improper for the Great Sultan, the Shah of Shah's to use a first person singular pronoun. A "romantic" should know that
kafka Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 former 'romantic' that is. I've transcended my 'romantic' ways. Romanticism is a sloppy and sickening angst ridden mode of being for men (in their 20's) who have yet realized the transcendental totality of life on earth.
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