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[quote name='Marie-Therese' date='09 March 2010 - 08:44 PM' timestamp='1268189094' post='2069959']
Seriously? What would you be terrorizing, a Starbucks?
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:idontknow:

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The Unabomber's beard was not that long:

[img]http://symonsez.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/kaczynski.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 09:43 PM' timestamp='1268188985' post='2069956']
Naked mole rat.


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The squirrel gods are most displeased with this answer

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Marie-Therese

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 09:45 PM' timestamp='1268189157' post='2069962']
:idontknow:
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:lol: The thought of Nihil's beard employed as terror device is hilarious.

As an oracle, I think it functions quite magnificently.

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[quote name='Winchester' date='09 March 2010 - 06:03 PM' timestamp='1268186598' post='2069925']
Behold the Beard of Nihil!
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this thread is useless without pics of the beard.


[quote name='Winchester' date='09 March 2010 - 06:10 PM' timestamp='1268187017' post='2069934']
Anything! The beard is as wise as it is glorious! As knowledgable as a certain pmer's voice is manly.
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why thank you! :)

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Ephrem Augustine' date='09 March 2010 - 09:38 PM' timestamp='1268192296' post='2070014']
nihil's beard: will I ever get that tricycle I asked Santa for 21 years ago?
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Only if you buy it for yourself.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Hassan' date='09 March 2010 - 09:39 PM' timestamp='1268192358' post='2070017']
Nihil's beard, why does Winchester's voice sound so shrill and effeminate, and when will it stop cracking?
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Body doubles. He has at least seven.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 10:45 PM' timestamp='1268192753' post='2070022']
Body doubles. He has at least seven.
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But how do they imitate his voice so well? How many eunuchs resembling Winchester can there really be?

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Hassan' date='09 March 2010 - 09:50 PM' timestamp='1268193046' post='2070026']
But how do they imitate his voice so well? How many eunuchs resembling Winchester can there really be?
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There are many mysteries not meant for mortal ears. :mellow:

[quote name='Christie_M' date='09 March 2010 - 09:52 PM' timestamp='1268193179' post='2070031']
dear Nihil's Beard...

why are you taking over Nihil's face!?
:shock:
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Thanks for reminding me! I have to trim it tonight. Want to look sharp tomorrow.

Don't worry, there'll be plenty left when I'm done.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 11:02 PM' timestamp='1268193754' post='2070038']
There are many mysteries not meant for mortal ears. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img]


Thanks for reminding me! I have to trim it tonight. Want to look sharp tomorrow.

Don't worry, there'll be plenty left when I'm done.
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Oh man, stop ! never trim your own beard, it always comes out sideways, a little shorter on side than the other so you have to level it off, a vicious cycle. You end up with a clean shaven face and having to start over, trust me I have been there.

ed

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[quote name='Ed Normile' date='09 March 2010 - 10:16 PM' timestamp='1268194583' post='2070044']
Oh man, stop ! never trim your own beard, it always comes out sideways, a little shorter on side than the other so you have to level it off, a vicious cycle. You end up with a clean shaven face and having to start over, trust me I have been there.

ed
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Don't worry! :) I'm got a special facial hair trimmer. Very easy to adjust for length. I've used it a few times already, it's very easy. All it does is get rid of the crazy bits that stick out on the sides and make me look like a schnauzer.

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I updated your avatar!!!

[IMG]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r267/diablo_man/coolnihilbeard3.jpg[/IMG]

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