Ask Nihil's Beard.

[aalpha1989]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='10 March 2010 - 12:10 AM' timestamp='1268197815' post='2070087']
Indubitably.
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Ah, but aalpha's mustache requires trimming.

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[zunshynn]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 10:09 PM' timestamp='1268197770' post='2070085']
Lol, I've got a schnauzer.

We call her lots of names, many of which reference her luxurious beard.
[/quote]

Freud would probably say that you are growing a beard because you are jealous of the attention you see you see your dog getting.

[aalpha1989]

[quote name='zunshynn' date='10 March 2010 - 12:23 AM' timestamp='1268198613' post='2070098']
Freud would probably say that you are growing a beard because you are jealous of the attention you see you see your dog getting.
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Or because he has unfulfilled wishes.

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='zunshynn' date='09 March 2010 - 11:23 PM' timestamp='1268198613' post='2070098']
Freud would probably say that you are growing a beard because you are jealous of the attention you see you see your dog getting.
[/quote]
(From my mom, don't forget that bit.)

[Mark of the Cross]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='10 March 2010 - 03:17 PM' timestamp='1268194668' post='2070047']
Don't worry! I'm got a special facial hair trimmer. Very easy to adjust for length. I've used it a few times already, it's very easy. All it does is get rid of the crazy bits that stick out on the sides and make me look like a schnauzer.
[/quote]
I thought you looked more like an Airedale, even without the beard!

[quote name='Ephrem Augustine' date='10 March 2010 - 02:38 PM' timestamp='1268192296' post='2070014']
nihil's beard: will I ever get that tricycle I asked Santa for 21 years ago?
[/quote]

Have you thought about stealing one?

[quote name='Ed Normile' date='10 March 2010 - 03:30 PM' timestamp='1268195445' post='2070056']
Dog hater, schnauzers are very good looking dogs. What if some schnauzer with self esteem problems were to read this thread and feel that you were speaking about him? That would be devastating to the poor lovable pooch and may lead to permanent self worth issues, maybe even lead to biting or leaking tendencies which would make people refer to him as bad dog, can you live with this on your conscience? No, I think not, and even if you could Peta would be breathing down your neck for emotional cruelty to animals. Its best you just apologize to all schnauzers now, and maybe add a four figure pledge to your local chapter of the Aspca. Remember spay or neuter your pets, they aint catholics afterall!

ed
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He could always join the Muslims here. BTW my dog is Catholic because he loves to bite Jehovahs witnesses.

Edited March 10, 2010 by Mark of the Cross

[God Conquers]

Oh wise and majestic lower facial hair, please beard me this question:

What must I do to have follicles as strong and shiny as yours?

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='God Conquers' date='10 March 2010 - 10:03 AM' timestamp='1268237016' post='2070339']
Oh wise and majestic lower facial hair, please beard me this question:

What must I do to have follicles as strong and shiny as yours?
[/quote]
You must chop down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring. Then rub the bark on your face.

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='10 March 2010 - 12:00 PM' timestamp='1268240405' post='2070360']
You must chop down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring. Then rub the bark on your face.
[/quote]

Post of the day.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

I prefer to believe in Merlin's beard.

[Hilde]

Herrings are healthy.

[Mark of the Cross]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='11 March 2010 - 04:00 AM' timestamp='1268240405' post='2070360']
You must chop down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring. Then rub the bark on your face.
[/quote]

As long as the herring is red like your beard. The bark of the Schnauzer or the tree?

[quote name='Hilde' date='11 March 2010 - 05:55 AM' timestamp='1268247314' post='2070415']
Herrings are healthy.
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Not when you try to cut down a tall tree with one!

Edited March 10, 2010 by Mark of the Cross

[Hilde]

It better be stone frozen.

[sacredheartandbloodofjesus]

Oh great and powerful Beard of Nihil why are we talking to you as if your a person?

[Winchester]

[quote name='sacredheartandbloodofjesus' date='10 March 2010 - 08:29 PM' timestamp='1268270975' post='2070657']
Oh great and powerful Beard of Nihil why are we talking to you as if [s]your [/s] you're a person?
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[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='sacredheartandbloodofjesus' date='10 March 2010 - 07:29 PM' timestamp='1268270975' post='2070657']
Oh great and powerful Beard of Nihil why are we talking to you as if your a person?
[/quote]
This shall not be dignified with further response.

Consider yourself warned.

[aalpha1989]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='11 March 2010 - 12:37 AM' timestamp='1268285848' post='2070760']
This shall not be dignified with further response.

Consider yourself warned.
[/quote]

you're not a mod. neither is your beard. hmmmm *strokes mightier beard thoughtfully*

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='aalpha1989' date='10 March 2010 - 11:38 PM' timestamp='1268285919' post='2070761']
you're not a mod. neither is your beard. hmmmm *strokes mightier beard thoughtfully*
[/quote]
Oh no, this is much better than a PM warning. It's kinda like the warning you get from a made man before you end up at the bottom of a river wearing cement shoes.

[zunshynn]

O Beard, how do you manage to be around nihil all day, every day and not wither?

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='zunshynn' date='10 March 2010 - 11:40 PM' timestamp='1268286002' post='2070763']
O Beard, how do you manage to be around nihil all day, every day and not wither?
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Before you can know the answer, first you must ask yourself: are we human? Or are we......... dancer?

[zunshynn]

Beard, what has nihil been drinking this evening?