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KeenanParkerII
Posted

Who wins in a fight, a tiger or a shark?

KeenanParkerII
Posted

In shallow water.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='11 March 2010 - 12:39 AM' timestamp='1268285990' post='2070762']
Oh no, this is much better than a PM warning. It's kinda like the warning you get from a made man before you end up at the bottom of a river wearing cement shoes.
[/quote]

oh. that kind of warning. considering you're from canada I'd assume the warning involves axes and falling lumber or something of the sort. or maybe just


oh croutons i have fifteen minutes to email this paper to my prof. grr. i shall return.

Nihil Obstat
Posted

Nihil's beard is unamused with such trite questions.

KeenanParkerII
Posted

Nihil's beard is failing lol.

[img]http://www.proproductsandmore.com/zencart136/images/22235LG.jpg[/img]

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Nihil's beard... can you teach Mitch the ways of ii°7-V7-I?

Posted

Nihils Beard, tonsorial desire, when will the madness cease ?

ed

Nihil Obstat
Posted

I DEMAND NUMEROUS SACRIFICES BEFORE I WILL DEIGN TO ANSWER FURTHER QUERIES!

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I sacrifice any further references to my much better groomed beard.

KeenanParkerII
Posted

I'm sacrificing this piece of fudge.. in my stomach. :)

Mark of the Cross
Posted (edited)

[quote name='zunshynn' date='11 March 2010 - 04:41 PM' timestamp='1268286109' post='2070765']
Beard, what has nihil been drinking this evening?
[/quote]

I think Nihil has been at the scotch again, I can see it running down his beard.

[quote name='KeenanParkerII' date='11 March 2010 - 04:42 PM' timestamp='1268286150' post='2070767']
Who wins in a fight, a tiger or a shark?
[/quote]

It depends on what they are fighting.

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='11 March 2010 - 04:39 PM' timestamp='1268285990' post='2070762']
Oh no, this is much better than a PM warning. It's kinda like the warning you get from a made man before you end up at the bottom of a river wearing cement shoes.
[/quote]

Tied to them by your beard I might add.

[quote name='aalpha1989' date='11 March 2010 - 04:44 PM' timestamp='1268286265' post='2070770']
oh. that kind of warning. considering you're from canada I'd assume the warning involves axes and falling lumber or something of the sort. or maybe just

[/quote]

[img]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb034.gif[/img]

Edited by Mark of the Cross
KeenanParkerII
Posted

[quote]It depends on what they are fighting.[/quote]

Each other

Mark of the Cross
Posted

[quote name='KeenanParkerII' date='12 March 2010 - 02:17 AM' timestamp='1268320674' post='2070929']
Each other
[/quote]

Did I forget to put in a LOL emoticon? The Tigers chances are inversely proportionate to the depth of the water.

KeenanParkerII
Posted

I want a real answer. Let's say they're fighting in a jacuzzi tub.

Saint Therese
Posted

Dear Nihil's Beard,

Where do socks go when they disappear?
Thanks.

Nihil Obstat
Posted

[quote name='Saint Therese' date='11 March 2010 - 03:31 PM' timestamp='1268343062' post='2071200']
Dear Nihil's Beard,

Where do socks go when they disappear?
Thanks.
[/quote]
This question is worthy of my magnificence.

The socks in question have been raptured by the Invisible Pink Unicorn. It is a sign of her favour.
[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_pink_unicorn"]Source.[/url]

Mark of the Cross
Posted (edited)

[quote name='KeenanParkerII' date='12 March 2010 - 08:26 AM' timestamp='1268342815' post='2071197']
I want a real answer. Let's say they're fighting in a jacuzzi tub.
[/quote]

The Tiger will win because all he has to do is stay out of the sharks mouth until it drowns. (sharks need to keep swimming to have oxygenated water pass over their gills.) But then again cats are not known for their intelligence, so he may lose a paw or three.

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='12 March 2010 - 08:34 AM' timestamp='1268343251' post='2071204']
This question is worthy of my magnificence.

The socks in question have been raptured by the Invisible Pink Unicorn. It is a sign of her favour.
[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_pink_unicorn"]Source.[/url]
[/quote]

Dam'! Wrong again, I thought it was 'Pastafarian'.and his noodly appendage.

Edited by Mark of the Cross
Marie-Therese
Posted

[quote name='Mark of the Cross' date='11 March 2010 - 04:16 PM' timestamp='1268342219' post='2071190']
Did I forget to put in a LOL emoticon? The Tigers chances are inversely proportionate to the depth of the water.
[/quote]

Dear sir: you are not Nihil's Beard. Don't mislead the poor questioners seeking the Oracle.

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='11 March 2010 - 04:34 PM' timestamp='1268343251' post='2071204']
This question is worthy of my magnificence.

The socks in question have been raptured by the Invisible Pink Unicorn. It is a sign of her favour.
[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_pink_unicorn"]Source.[/url]
[/quote]

That is both funny and messed up at the same time.

Nihil Obstat
Posted

[quote name='Marie-Therese' date='11 March 2010 - 04:53 PM' timestamp='1268348033' post='2071283']



That is both funny and messed up at the same time.
[/quote]
On this, the Beard agrees.

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