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A real pic of St. Maximilian with a beard.

[img]http://www.deaconlaz.org/images/stmax.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 11:17 PM' timestamp='1268194668' post='2070047']
Don't worry! [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif[/img] I'm got a special facial hair trimmer. Very easy to adjust for length. I've used it a few times already, it's very easy. All it does is get rid of the crazy bits that stick out on the sides and make me look like a schnauzer.
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Dog hater, schnauzers are very good looking dogs. What if some schnauzer with self esteem problems were to read this thread and feel that you were speaking about him? That would be devastating to the poor lovable pooch and may lead to permanent self worth issues, maybe even lead to biting or leaking tendencies which would make people refer to him as bad dog, can you live with this on your conscience? No, I think not, and even if you could Peta would be breathing down your neck for emotional cruelty to animals. Its best you just apologize to all schnauzers now, and maybe add a four figure pledge to your local chapter of the Aspca. Remember spay or neuter your pets, they aint catholics afterall!

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[quote name='zunshynn' date='09 March 2010 - 11:47 PM' timestamp='1268196426' post='2070068']
I think someone should sneak up on Nihil's beard and cut it. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/evil.gif[/img]
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Nihils beard reputedly has eyes in the back of its head.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 11:17 PM' timestamp='1268194668' post='2070047']
Don't worry! [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif[/img] I'm got a special facial hair trimmer. Very easy to adjust for length. I've used it a few times already, it's very easy. All it does is get rid of the crazy bits that stick out on the sides and make me look like a schnauzer.
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Oh, I always use a Bowie knife.

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[quote name='Ed Normile' date='09 March 2010 - 10:30 PM' timestamp='1268195445' post='2070056']
Dog hater, schnauzers are very good looking dogs. What if some schnauzer with self esteem problems were to read this thread and feel that you were speaking about him? That would be devastating to the poor lovable pooch and may lead to permanent self worth issues, maybe even lead to biting or leaking tendencies which would make people refer to him as bad dog, can you live with this on your conscience? No, I think not, and even if you could Peta would be breathing down your neck for emotional cruelty to animals. Its best you just apologize to all schnauzers now, and maybe add a four figure pledge to your local chapter of the Aspca. Remember spay or neuter your pets, they aint catholics afterall!

ed
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Lol, I've got a schnauzer. :)

We call her lots of names, many of which reference her luxurious beard.

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[quote name='aalpha1989' date='09 March 2010 - 10:56 PM' timestamp='1268196973' post='2070075']
Nihil's Beard: Do you think you could challenge aalpha's beard for beard dominance?
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Indubitably.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='10 March 2010 - 12:10 AM' timestamp='1268197815' post='2070087']
Indubitably.
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Ah, but aalpha's mustache requires trimming.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='09 March 2010 - 10:09 PM' timestamp='1268197770' post='2070085']
Lol, I've got a schnauzer. :)

We call her lots of names, many of which reference her luxurious beard.
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Freud would probably say that you are growing a beard because you are jealous of the attention you see you see your dog getting.

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[quote name='zunshynn' date='10 March 2010 - 12:23 AM' timestamp='1268198613' post='2070098']
Freud would probably say that you are growing a beard because you are jealous of the attention you see you see your dog getting.
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Or because he has unfulfilled wishes.

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[quote name='zunshynn' date='09 March 2010 - 11:23 PM' timestamp='1268198613' post='2070098']
Freud would probably say that you are growing a beard because you are jealous of the attention you see you see your dog getting.
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(From my mom, don't forget that bit.)

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='10 March 2010 - 03:17 PM' timestamp='1268194668' post='2070047']
Don't worry! :) I'm got a special facial hair trimmer. Very easy to adjust for length. I've used it a few times already, it's very easy. All it does is get rid of the crazy bits that stick out on the sides and make me look like a schnauzer.
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I thought you looked more like an Airedale, even without the beard! <_<

[quote name='Ephrem Augustine' date='10 March 2010 - 02:38 PM' timestamp='1268192296' post='2070014']
nihil's beard: will I ever get that tricycle I asked Santa for 21 years ago?
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Have you thought about stealing one? :evil:

[quote name='Ed Normile' date='10 March 2010 - 03:30 PM' timestamp='1268195445' post='2070056']
Dog hater, schnauzers are very good looking dogs. What if some schnauzer with self esteem problems were to read this thread and feel that you were speaking about him? That would be devastating to the poor lovable pooch and may lead to permanent self worth issues, maybe even lead to biting or leaking tendencies which would make people refer to him as bad dog, can you live with this on your conscience? No, I think not, and even if you could Peta would be breathing down your neck for emotional cruelty to animals. Its best you just apologize to all schnauzers now, and maybe add a four figure pledge to your local chapter of the Aspca. Remember spay or neuter your pets, they aint catholics afterall!

ed
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He could always join the Muslims here. BTW my dog is Catholic because he loves to bite Jehovahs witnesses.

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