A Nope For Pope Ny Times Op-Ed By Maureen Dowd

[Brother Adam]

[quote name='JoanChittister' date='01 April 2010 - 03:15 PM' timestamp='1270145726' post='2084934']
I agree, but I don't think Ouija boards are any more than child's play. I think some spirited liturgical dance in a celebration of East African animism may be the way to go.
[/quote]

You dance too?! This may be a match made in heaven.

[Pope Benedict XVI]

[quote name='JoanChittister' date='01 April 2010 - 01:17 PM' timestamp='1270145832' post='2084936']
At least I don't wear red Prada flats.
[/quote]

Can I help it if my sense of fashion is better than yours?

[JoanChittister]

[quote name='Pope Benedict XVI' date='01 April 2010 - 01:20 PM' timestamp='1270146018' post='2084940']
Can I help it if my sense of fashion is better than yours?
[/quote]

Let's get down to the real issue, big boy. When are you going to revoke Ordinatio Sacerdotalis?

[Pope Benedict XVI]

[quote name='JoanChittister' date='01 April 2010 - 01:23 PM' timestamp='1270146239' post='2084942']
Let's get down to the real issue, big boy. When are you going to revoke Ordinatio Sacerdotalis?
[/quote]

When are you going to submit yourself to the legitimate authority that Christ has given to his apostles and their successors?

[JoanChittister]

[quote name='Pope Benedict XVI' date='01 April 2010 - 01:32 PM' timestamp='1270146724' post='2084949']
When are you going to submit yourself to the legitimate authority that Christ has given to his apostles and their successors?
[/quote]

My conscience? I do, don 't worry.

[HisChildForever]

This would be disturbing if it isn't a joke.

[JoanChittister]

[quote name='HisChildForever' date='01 April 2010 - 01:34 PM' timestamp='1270146842' post='2084951']
This would be disturbing if it isn't a joke.
[/quote]

A joke would be if I walked into a bar with an imam, a rabbi, and a bishop.

[Pope Benedict XVI]

[quote name='JoanChittister' date='01 April 2010 - 01:33 PM' timestamp='1270146812' post='2084950']
My conscience? I do, don 't worry.
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Daughter,

You know what I mean. Your disobedience can cause great scandal to the faithful.

[MIKolbe]

insightful......

[JoanChittister]

[quote name='Pope Benedict XVI' date='01 April 2010 - 01:35 PM' timestamp='1270146950' post='2084953']
Daughter,

You know what I mean. Your disobedience can cause great scandal to the faithful.
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Patriarch!

[Pope Benedict XVI]

[quote name='JoanChittister' date='01 April 2010 - 01:37 PM' timestamp='1270147056' post='2084959']
Patriarch!
[/quote]

Of Rome, yes.

Are we playing "state the obvious" now?

[laetitia crucis]

This is quite an eventful April Fo[i][/i]ol's Day.

[JoanChittister]

[quote name='Pope Benedict XVI' date='01 April 2010 - 01:38 PM' timestamp='1270147131' post='2084960']
Of Rome, yes.

Are we playing "state the obvious" now?
[/quote]

I know you're not the real pope. You don't have the time to post here.

[Pope Benedict XVI]

[quote name='JoanChittister' date='01 April 2010 - 01:42 PM' timestamp='1270147329' post='2084963']
I know you're not the real pope. You don't have the time to post here.
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I am as real as you are.

[laetitia crucis]