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OnlySunshine
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These colors are so drab.  Can I wear my hot pink tights?

 

Can I keep my nose ring?

 

I don't like Sister (insert name here).  Do I really have to live with her?

brandelynmarie
Posted (edited)

What do you mean I can't bring all six cats with me?

:kitten: :kitten: :kitten: :kitten: :kitten: :kitten: :nun3:

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Credo in Deum
Posted

What do you mean I can't bring all six cats with me?

 

Probably wouldn't be a deal breaker if the person wanted to join a Franciscan community. :hehe:   

 

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OnlySunshine
Posted

Can I bring my pet snakes?

 

I don't like spiritual reading so can I read Harry Potter instead?

 

Is it OK if I stay up until midnight?  I can't sleep earlier than that.

OnlySunshine
Posted

What's with the Grand Silence?  You mean I can't listen to music or talk on the phone?

 

Can I bring my laptop with me to watch Netflix?

OnlySunshine
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Can I bring my drum set with me?

 

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I can teach you all so much! :)

OnlySunshine
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Do I really have to cut off all my long hair when I get the veil?  How will I braid it or put it up?

 

Can I go to the mall on weekends?

 

I'm not here to be a nun forever.  I'm just here long enough to get a free education.

OnlySunshine
Posted

This food is so boring.  Can we have Filet Mignon or lobster instead?

 

 

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I like to get tattoos to mark milestones in my life. Will you let me go to the tat parlor when I become a Novice. I'm envisioning the community motto intertwined with some flowers, my new name or something like that. My back or ankle would be a good place, no?!

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"Can I bring a certain pillow? I am a stomach,(side,back) sleeper and if I don't have the proper support while sleeping, my neck will cause me problems that interfer with every day activities"

AveMariaPurissima
Posted

I've slept with this teddy bear since I was little -- can I bring it with me when I enter?

 

 

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If I profess perpetual vows does that mean I don't have to pay alimony and child support anymore?

 

I can teach you all so much! :)

LOL

OnlySunshine
Posted

"Can I bring a certain pillow? I am a stomach,(side,back) sleeper and if I don't have the proper support while sleeping, my neck will cause me problems that interfer with every day activities"

 

Actually, this doesn't seem like an unreasonable request if done for the right reasons and in the right setting (privately with VD or Superior).  If you get a letter from your doctor, they might allow you to bring it.
 

OnlySunshine
Posted

Do I really have to give up caffeine?  If I don't have 5 cups of coffee, I can't function.

 

Your Sister chef doesn't know how to cook.  Can I bring my personal chef?

 

Can I bring my DVD player?

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I have a girlfriend in town.  Just letting you guys know that I am also discerning marriage.  Don't worry, though - I'll definitely make a decision before professing perpetual vows.

 

I think the chapel you offer Mass in is not very pretty.  I have some ideas for how to improve it.  I think you might attract more vocations that way - you're lucky you at least have me and the other guy, Dave.

OnlySunshine
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The chapel is so bare!  You need some bright colors and pictures to spruce it up.  How about Thomas Kinkade?

 

Do I really have to take the vow of poverty?  How will I ever buy anything?

 

Does anyone really take the vow of chastity anymore?  Can't we just omit that in case I decide I want to get married?

AveMariaPurissima
Posted

Can I bring my nail polish?

OnlySunshine
Posted

Can I wear my diamond necklace?

 

I need a gin and tonic every night before bed.  Do you have a bar?

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I joined because I like your beer.  How many pints do we get to drink per day?

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