Ten Things For An Aspirant Not To Say

[vee]

Can I play candy crush on the community computer?  i have to keep up with my friend's score.

[Ancilla Domini]

I made a bet with my best friend that I'd become a nun. (She didn't think I would.) When I rake in the bucks after my final profession, can I keep it for myself, or do I need to like, give it to the convent or the other nuns or something?

[chrysostom]

I think you aspire to me at least as much as I aspire to you. That's perfectly fine - unlike most other people I feel comfortable being treated as an end in myself. I've been noticing it in the little things - how you all are imitating my gestures, the tone of voice in which you ask questions, all that. 

 

Wait, you don't think so?  Well, I never...hmph.  I'm not pointing fingers around here, but SOME people need to get their egos fixed.

[chrysostom]

*stubs toe on door*

 

%*)@$#   #$%*)*   *%)@*$(%!!!!!  $&%@!  $&%@!  $&%@! 

[Credo in Deum]

Do you get HBO?

[veritasluxmea]

*stubs toe on door*

 

%*)@$#   #$%*)*   *%)@*$(%!!!!!  $&%@!  $&%@!  $&%@! 

Once I was talking on the phone with a sister and I started to lose the connection and right before it cut out I said a cuss word. Not the best way to end a conversation! 

[Sister Leticia]

What's in that basket? Oh, it's my dear Kitty-Cat, we're like, y'know, inseparable.

 

Oh, don't worry, she's really sweet and house-trained and won't cost much to feed. And I've just read this article on detachment, so I won't be at all possessive - I'll let all the other nuns take their turn at cuddling her.

[salveregina10]

Is there a particular place I need to park my Hummer, or can it just stay out front with my camper?   :bounce:

[SilentJoy]

"Why do I want to be a religious? Ummmm...I dunno?"

 

 

[Credo in Deum]

Are you going to eat that?

[marigold]

Are you going to eat that?

LOL

[PhuturePriest]

Can I bring my smart phone when I enter? How else will I take selfies all day to show my friends #sisterlife?

[marigold]

Can I bring my smart phone when I enter? How else will I take selfies all day to show my friends #sisterlife?

I would pay good money to see your particular #sisterlife selfies.

[Ancilla Domini]

"Why do I want to be a religious? Ummmm...I dunno?" "No need to plan a budget. *giggles* I'm so bad with money."

 

Fixed. :P

Edited August 28, 2014 by Ancilla Domini

[maximillion]

How much is my weekly allowance?

I thought we might liven up recreation with some on line card playing...

 

[cartermia]

Serious question: Can you were contacts if you enter? I always see sisters and priest with glasses so I was wondering if you could wear contacts if you enter.

[SophiaMaria]

In regards to contacts, It depends on the community.

[SilentJoy]

Serious question: Can you were contacts if you enter? I always see sisters and priest with glasses so I was wondering if you could wear contacts if you enter.

I had a bizarre mental image of nun contacts...

 

Cheap plastic lenses for glasses are about five times the width of poly-whatever lenses, and on a monastic budget I've seen nuns with some awfully thick glasses. What if cheap contacts were five times thicker than normal? You'd look like a nocturnal creature caught in the headlights...

[TheresaThoma]

I can keep my full time job on the side right? Just in case you know this nun thing doesn't work out?

[maximillion]

I'm not getting any visions from that incense stuff, should I be breathing deeper? Maybe your supplier gave you some duff stuff.....