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I don't like your veils very much.

 

 

Have you by any chance been reading the comments on the other thread? There are a few communities I could have said this to.

 

 

To Sister in charge of Wardrobe:

I like the SOL habits. Can we do a re-design?

brandelynmarie
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When do we have spa night with mani pedis?

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I don't really believe all the tenets of the Catholic faith and lean more towards Eastern religions, so can I just sit in the back of the chapel and watch everyone else participate in the Mass? I promise to be quiet.


You're not alone. I am also a "guest" in the cloister.
Ancilla Domini
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I'm an extrovert and really need companionship and socialization. Would it be possible to allow me more visits from friends/family than you allow the other sisters? Like, I was thinking...every Saturday?

Edited by Ancilla Domini
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I am used to regular R&R, when is my day off?

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Does she HAVE to drone on up there at that lectern while we eat?

Ancilla Domini
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I'm taking weight-loss pills to get an Audrey Hepburn waist. May I continue to take my pills while I'm in the convent?

IgnatiusofLoyola
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I love your Order's charism and apostolate, but I think your veil is ugly. Can I wear--1)  a Dominican, 2) a Carmelite, 3) No, 4) Some Other--veil instead?

petitpèlerin
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My gym has a location nearby. I'll be able to use a car, right?

 

(True story. At least I had the sense not to say it. ;) )

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I can still polish my nails cant I?

PhuturePriest
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I know this is a convent and I'm a guy, but can I join? I feel like I could serve as extra muscle to help with lifting things.

veritasluxmea
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I know this is a convent and I'm a guy, but can I join? I feel like I could serve as extra muscle to help with lifting things.

I actually do know of a girl who fell in love with a group of friars she knew well and asked if they do accept women... she was only half joking!  :hehe2:

PhuturePriest
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I actually do know of a girl who fell in love with a group of friars she knew well and asked if they do accept women... she was only half joking!  :hehe2:

 

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Credo in Deum
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Are some of these rules optional?

Sister Leticia
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I'm usually chatting on the internet until well after midnight anyway, so I'm sure I can stay up an extra hour or so until 2 o'clock for this night office you do - just as long as I can have a good long lie in the next morning, otherwise I'll be too tired and grumpy to do anything!

Ancilla Domini
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I'm in the habit of practicing Buddhist meditation for an hour each day. Can I build my schedule around this practice? I may have to skip None for it.

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Can my wife stay overnight on the weekends?

Edited by chrysostom
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Do you still plant cabbages upside down?

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You know I think you should get with 21st Century feminism - that Pope guy is okay but he's not a woman, is he? Do we really have to do what he says?

Credo in Deum
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Do you allow conjugal visits?

Do you have designer habits?

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