faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 As it says Ask me any question at all and I will answer Can be holy or psychological or food related or whatever you van think of, and I will answer, hopefully correctly in most cases!
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='CatherineM' timestamp='1310863475' post='2268436'] How do you cure car sickness in a dog? [/quote] Put him in a dog cage well covered in old newspapers and stick him in the boot. When you reach your destination put on protective clothing and put paper in black sack. Find a river for dog to swim in and so clean himself. Scrape the dog vomit off the cage and car and use Febreeze to get rid of the smell. Alternatively, go to vet and get tablets to sedate dog for journies.
Maximilianus Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 How do you fix an LCD television that shows psychedelic colors?
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='Maximilianus' timestamp='1310863968' post='2268442'] How do you fix an LCD television that shows psychedelic colors? [/quote] You don't you simply choose between these 3 options. 1) The colours are events on your journey to God. Many who have been to thr brink and back remember very bright colours and patterns; God is blessing you with then early so you must accept them joyfully. 2) If you are not ready to make the journey as mentioned above, pop on sunglasses to tone the colours and just watch the programme. 3) Just turn it off and read a book. The Bible isn't bad place to start.
Maximilianus Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='faithcecelia' timestamp='1310864298' post='2268446'] You don't you simply choose between these 3 options. [/quote] but it's not my tele
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='vee8' timestamp='1310864913' post='2268452'] Why is Prince Charles such a dork? [/quote] 2 reasons. He is shy and most of us who are shy are a bit dorky. And he is his father's son.
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='Maximilianus' timestamp='1310864892' post='2268451'] but it's not my tele [/quote] Then you arrange to meet the person whose telly it is elsewhere. The pub is good if said telly was mostly used for watching sport.
Maximilianus Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='faithcecelia' timestamp='1310865369' post='2268455'] Then you arrange to meet the person whose telly it is elsewhere. The pub is good if said telly was mostly used for watching sport. [/quote] what if I don't want to meet the person whose telly it is at a pub?
MargaretTeresa Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 How do I stop acting so annoying bc I'm so excited for my nun run?
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='Maximilianus' timestamp='1310865868' post='2268463'] what if I don't want to meet the person whose telly it is at a pub? [/quote] Stay at home, or go to church, or a swimming pool or ice rink, or even another pub! Just don't tell them
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='MargaretTeresa' timestamp='1310865948' post='2268464'] How do I stop acting so annoying bc I'm so excited for my nun run? [/quote] You create yourself a special smile (use a mirror) which is like an inward dance, and then do the leaping about like a loon at home. If you are at work or whatever and sense people are getting fed up, just think how you feel when people won't quit about their wedding/car/baby etc and determine to never become that boring!
Maximilianus Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='faithcecelia' timestamp='1310866132' post='2268468'] Stay at home, or go to church, or a swimming pool or ice rink, or even another pub! Just don't tell them [/quote] what if... never mind. Why aren't you writing a 100,000 word novel about a Vatican Grounds keeper discovering the kudzo conspiracy.
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='Maximilianus' timestamp='1310866372' post='2268471'] what if... never mind. Why aren't you writing a 100,000 word novel about a Vatican Grounds keeper discovering the kudzo conspiracy. [/quote] Cos I'm a factual writer not a novelist
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1310867221' post='2268483'] why am i short? [/quote] Because all the most valuable things are small
faithcecelia Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1310867779' post='2268495'] Why does when where what how okay who? [/quote] Prayer
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