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Deus te Amat

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1311395287' post='2274173']
me too! :clapping: and i get to see him again in about 2 weeks!
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I haven't watched television in a really long time, and I almost never go to the movies. So if I did run into a celebrity, I probably wouldn't know it.




But it is inconsiderate of you to say that my life is just plain sad.

No, it's worse than inconsiderate - it's unkind.

No, that's also too weak - it's inconsiderate, unkind, and MEAN of you!

No, it's DOWNRIGHT [size="5"]CRUEL[/size] of you to accuse me of having a "just plain sad" life - this is the only life I have!




Wait, wait.... Must you always be so CRUELLY [size="6"]JUDGMENTAL[/size] about everything I post just because I don't blindly follow the same vacuous - and probably [size="7"]HERETICAL[/size] - so-called celebrities you worship?


Vacuous, [b][size="7"]HERETICAL[/size] [/b]so-called celebrities are false idols - they are the Golden Calves of modern American society!



CELEBRITY, I REBUKE THEE AND ALL OF THY FOLLOWERS!!!!




There. I feel much better now.


(Actually, if I were naturally impatient, I would have gone through the list and matched up an appropriate emoticon for each level of indignation. But what the heck?)

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Lil'Monster

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1311393562' post='2274162']
OH, and i have met a really amesome celebrity!!!
































[img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247017_10150207861817945_500057944_7158345_3560763_n.jpg[/img]


if you don't know who this is, your life is just plain sad.
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oh hail to mighty leader of phatmass! :notworthy:

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Deus te Amat

[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1311395518' post='2274177']
I haven't watched television in a really long time, and I almost never go to the movies. So if I did run into a celebrity, I probably wouldn't know it.




But it is inconsiderate of you to say that my life is just plain sad.

No, it's worse than inconsiderate - it's unkind.

No, that's also too weak - it's inconsiderate, unkind, and MEAN of you!

No, it's DOWNRIGHT [size="5"]CRUEL[/size] of you to accuse me of having a "just plain sad" life - this is the only life I have!




Wait, wait.... Must you always be so CRUELLY [size="6"]JUDGMENTAL[/size] about everything I post just because I don't blindly follow the same vacuous - and probably [size="7"]HERETICAL[/size] - so-called celebrities you worship?


Vacuous, [b][size="7"]HERETICAL[/size] [/b]so-called celebrities are false idols - they are the Golden Calves of modern American society!



CELEBRITY, I REBUKE THEE AND ALL OF THY FOLLOWERS!!!!




There. I feel much better now.


(Actually, if I were naturally impatient, I would have gone through the list and matched up an appropriate emoticon for each level of indignation. But what the heck?)
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For the Glory of God.

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[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1311395518' post='2274177']
I haven't watched television in a really long time, and I almost never go to the movies. So if I did run into a celebrity, I probably wouldn't know it.




But it is inconsiderate of you to say that my life is just plain sad.

No, it's worse than inconsiderate - it's unkind.

No, that's also too weak - it's inconsiderate, unkind, and MEAN of you!

No, it's DOWNRIGHT [size="5"]CRUEL[/size] of you to accuse me of having a "just plain sad" life - this is the only life I have!




Wait, wait.... Must you always be so CRUELLY [size="6"]JUDGMENTAL[/size] about everything I post just because I don't blindly follow the same vacuous - and probably [size="7"]HERETICAL[/size] - so-called celebrities you worship?


Vacuous, [b][size="7"]HERETICAL[/size] [/b]so-called celebrities are false idols - they are the Golden Calves of modern American society!



CELEBRITY, I REBUKE THEE AND ALL OF THY FOLLOWERS!!!!




There. I feel much better now.


(Actually, if I were naturally impatient, I would have gone through the list and matched up an appropriate emoticon for each level of indignation. But what the heck?)
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it's dUSt, our faithful leader. :|

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[quote name='Deus_te_Amat' timestamp='1311395698' post='2274179']
For the Glory of God.
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Le [i]all [/i]the Church say [u][size="7"]AMEN[/size][/u]!

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[quote name='Deus_te_Amat' timestamp='1311395698' post='2274179']
For the Glory of God.
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:lol4:

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I need to stop it! I'd hate for a perferctly legitimate Open Mike thread to get banned to the lame Board because of my inane respones....

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[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1311395853' post='2274183']
I need to stop it! I'd hate for a perferctly legitimate Open Mike thread to get banned to the lame Board because of my inane respones....
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have you just joined phatmass? :|

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[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1311395764' post='2274180']
it's dUSt, our faithful leader. :|
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Wwwuullllllll, I've never met him, I've never seen him, I've never even 'heard' of him - I"ve just seen him named typed (with really stupid capitalization, now that I mention it)...


So[size="5"] EX[/size]-[size="6"]CUUUUSE [/size][size="7"]MMMEEEEE!!!![/size]

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[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1311396039' post='2274185']
Wwwuullllllll, I've never met him, I've never seen him, I've never even 'heard' of him - I"ve just seen him named typed (with really stupid capitalization, now that I mention it)...


So[size="5"] EX[/size]-[size="6"]CUUUUSE [/size][size="7"]MMMEEEEE!!!![/size]
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you're darn tootin', excuse you!!

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Deus te Amat

[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1311395853' post='2274183']
I need to stop it! I'd hate for a perferctly legitimate Open Mike thread to get banned to the lame Board because of my inane respones....
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Your posts are not inane. They are epic. I love them. :clapping:

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[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1311395764' post='2274180']
it's dUSt, our faithful leader. :|
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Also, he's incognito in that picture - hat, shades, beard - it looks like he's in the Witness Relocation Program or something.

And I didn't recognize him in his vertical orientation. I always look for him to be face down, in full-body profile, white against a black background.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1311393562' post='2274162']
OH, and i have met a really amesome celebrity!!

[img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247017_10150207861817945_500057944_7158345_3560763_n.jpg[/img]


if you don't know who this is, your life is just plain sad.
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:dance:

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