Amppax Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1336755768' post='2429813'] Fetal Methamphetamine Syndrome? [/quote] My mommy loves me. YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Edited May 11, 2012 by Amppax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 [quote name='Edward Palamar' timestamp='1336710414' post='2429672'] For what? You can speak to Him directly in prayer. That is a most interesting point. Being resurrected is like being born. To the recipient, there are so many external factors that are beyond one's control. The Father brought me back to rebirth in a prison - just such a place as I was in when I left the world of the living, so to speak. "A bruised reed He shall not break." It was in the deep of the night (early morning, if you will) - and as Jesus spoke, "like a thief in the night". Though I didn't learn of those words which Jesus spoke until later. So, looking back on that morning, and taking into account the Gospels, the return of Christ's angel can serve as the Scriptural point in time of Christ's return. But, then again, I never really left, did I? You didn't use a question mark, so to some, perhaps, you didn't really ask. [/quote] I don't recall being born, but obviously I was. So maybe I was resurrected too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9L2AEu__1ZI/Tdqro_vqDDI/AAAAAAAADSc/OXhhkou47h0/s1600/thank-you-internet.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 USAirwaysIHS has a question, so I'm answering it here. I am the resurrected St. John the Baptist. Christ has given me another name, Peter the Roman, just as He gave Simon another name, Peter. St. Peter and myself are like bookends. Oh, and by the way, this topic should always be on page one, don't you think? I mean, you do the math, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out. Oh, and don't end a sentence with a preposition even if you were going to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggyie Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 he's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Edward Palamar' timestamp='1337731760' post='2433796']Oh, and don't end a sentence with a preposition even if you were going to. [/quote] If you were trying to be funny, good job. Even as a descriptivist I found this funny (even though "to" isn't really a preposition in this case). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark of the Cross Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Edward Palamar' timestamp='1337731760' post='2433796'] USAirwaysIHS has a question, so I'm answering it here. St. Peter and myself are like bookends. [/quote] That's true! Sanity and insanity are like bookends with all others in between. Although I do challenge you to prove that you are the extreme end of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1337732426' post='2433800'] If you were trying to be funny, good job. Even as a descriptivist I found this funny (even though "to" isn't really a preposition in this case). [/quote]Then it must be a dangling participimple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Mark of the Cross' timestamp='1337733819' post='2433804'] That's true! Sanity and insanity are like bookends with all others in between. Although I do challenge you to prove that you are the extreme end of insanity. [/quote]That would probably not be a good place to go to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Maggie' timestamp='1337732089' post='2433798'] he's back. [/quote]And also with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Paddington' timestamp='1333532729' post='2412792'] This one time there was this guy who asked me if I wanted to hear him play the banjo, and I said, "yes." He played and I said, "you're good," and he said, "yea, I know." Yet another who could learn from the real John the Baptist. [/quote]He probably could only play by ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Brother Adam' timestamp='1333509588' post='2412720'] I don't think there was ever a good reason to join this thread... [/quote]It's your favorite, and you're just beggin' for more, admit it, all crassness aside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1333510578' post='2412730'] We are on his bad list. [/quote]Not really. But moderatorship here has banned me from the chat forum, quite possibly due to the fact that I might have quicker typing skills. 'Tis a pity, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1333512975' post='2412748']baptism by curse words?[/quote] Moral of the story : don't drink and type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Palamar Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Marie-Therese' timestamp='1333520929' post='2412773']What the floopy did I miss?[/quote] I attempted Salome's dance with two of my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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