Phatmass Quest!- Commentary Thread

[Not A Mallard]

You don't smell like a Phatmass... you don't dress like a Phatmass... and you are certainly not on fire like a Phatmass!

[dominicansoul]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334931474' post='2421237']
truth be told..

the jeans make my butt look cute.
[/quote]

[AnneLine]

Feed that man in the skinny jeans a sammich while we wait for ARFink. Don't want him doing anything desperate!

[Papist]

Walk over to the pooter and type

> goto sammich
> run

[AnneLine]

Papist! I knew you could help us! I think 'GO TO SAMMICH and RUN" are the PERFECT commands!!!!

As far as the codes in the list that the GM provided on page 3 of this thread, I'd like to know the DATE.... go and type on the computer, MIKolbe, but check out that list of possible commands first... and choose wisely!

[AnneLine]

PHATmass was too slow for me to get back in to edit last post... but here is the list of commands MIKolbe can ask the computer:


[color="#000000"]Quote[/color]
[color="#000000"]BASIC COMMAND HELP:

HELP- GET THIS SCREEN
TIME- DISPLAY THE DATE AND TIME
LOAD [FILENAME] - LOAD A FILE
SEARCH [KEYWORD/WILDCARD] - FIND A FILE
NEW [FILENAME] - MAKE A NEW FILE
SEND [FILENAME] [ADDRESS] - SEND A FILE TO A REMOTE SYSTEM
*END OF HELP FILE[/color]
Maybe the rest of you have better ideas, but I'd like to know the time & date, and maybe we an send a file to .... maybe Papist was able to get a modem connection if this is long ago? Or could MIKolbe be back from the future ?

[Papist]

Milkobe types,

> CLS
> GOTO sammich
> LOAD sammich.dat
> PRINT
> END

[AnneLine]

>GOTO Sidemunch!
[img]http://darcknyt.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sandwich.jpg[/img]

Edited April 20, 2012 by AnneLine

[Papist]

not enough meat. remember who we are dealing with here.

[MIKolbe]

yeah...

if i want lettuce, tomatoes and stuff..I'll order a salad. thankyouverymuch

[MissyP89]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334952582' post='2421367']
yeah...

if i want lettuce, tomatoes and stuff..I'll order a salad. thankyouverymuch
[/quote]

I knew I loved you for a reason.

[Groo the Wanderer]

checked in to see how the quest was. had a neato spiffy action for mikolbe to execute. then i read the part about his butt in skinny jeans and lost my appetite and my lunch

going to go cry for an hour now...

[AnneLine]

>WORKING
>SELECT A OR B OR C


A - HUGE SANDWICH - SALAD AND MEAT


[img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5869242/2/istockphoto_5869242_huge_sandwich.jpg[/img]

B MEAT AND BREAD NO SALAD
[img]http://seemslegit.com/_images/ac4b04935d87751566d3d3feffbd429d/3324%20-%20blt%20food%20huge%20sandwich.jpg[/img]

C COBB SALAD WITH MEAT - NO
BREAD

[img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4135/4769527271_0a69c7656a.jpg[/img]


"Ask and You Shall Receive"

Edited April 20, 2012 by AnneLine

[AnneLine]

[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1334957521' post='2421405']
checked in to see how the quest was. had a neato spiffy action for mikolbe to execute. then i read the part about his butt in skinny jeans and lost my appetite and my lunch

going to go cry for an hour now...
[/quote]

Not to worry, Groo... we are feeding him. He'll be fine in no time...

[Papist]

[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1334957521' post='2421405']
checked in to see how the quest was. had a neato spiffy action for mikolbe to execute. then i read the part about his butt in skinny jeans and lost my appetite and my lunch

going to go cry for an hour now...
[/quote]
Does somebody need a hug?


[color=#696969][size=3]Ooops! Wrong emoticon.[/size][/color]

[AnneLine]

Where is the GM before this thread starts getting odder....

[arfink]

OK, I'm back. Time to draw...

[arfink]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334892123' post='2421122']
load "ban-hammer.php"
[/quote]

By this point Mikolbe is getting hungry, and a bit testy. Surely someone is to blame. Where is my ban hammer?

[quote]
>LOAD BAN-HAMMER.PHP
>FILE NOT FOUND
[/quote]

Drat.

[quote name='Spooky' timestamp='1334892312' post='2421124']
Just type "search". If I understand it right, that should give us a list of all the available files. If that doesn't work, try "search wildcard" or "search door".
[/quote]
[quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' timestamp='1334898942' post='2421173']
type in dir/w
unsure if that is the old basic code for seeing what files are on the computer, if dir/w doesn't, just dir, one command files accross the other straight down...
[/quote]

"Hmm, I wonder what files this thing [i]does[/i] have on it."

[quote]
>SEARCH *.*
>FILES FOUND: 5

CRYO.CFG
NOTETOSELF.TXT
SAMMICHRECIPIE.TXT
STARCHARTS.EXE
GETMAIL.EXE

EOF
?>

[/quote]

[Spooky]

I want to say "try either NOTE or MAIL", but I get the feeling that Mik'll just go for the sammich recipe...

Edited April 21, 2012 by Spooky

[arfink]

[quote name='Spooky' timestamp='1334971620' post='2421490']
I want to say "try either NOTE or MAIL", but I get the feeling that Mik'll just go for the sammich recipe...
[/quote]

"Time to check email. Maybe Shea sent me something..."

[quote]
>RUN GETEMAIL.EXE
>NO NEW MESSAGES
[/quote]

Dang, this computer smells of elderberries! What next...

[quote]
>OPEN NOTETOSELF.TXT

>OK, so I set my cryo chamber to 1 week, so I could go to sleep and wouldn't get hungry while Shea was gone. I'm leaving this note for myself because I tend to forget things that happen right before going into cryo when I wake up.

Also, just in case Shea is late I have left an emergency backup sandwich in my hat. Hopefully the cryo chamber won't mess it up.

>EOF
[/quote]

HECK YES! Too bad I forgot to write down what kind of sammich it was...

Edited April 21, 2012 by arfink