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Phatmass Quest!- Commentary Thread


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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334892123' post='2421122']
load "ban-hammer.php"
[/quote]

By this point Mikolbe is getting hungry, and a bit testy. Surely someone is to blame. Where is my ban hammer?

[quote]
>LOAD BAN-HAMMER.PHP
>FILE NOT FOUND
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Drat.

[quote name='Spooky' timestamp='1334892312' post='2421124']
Just type "search". If I understand it right, that should give us a list of all the available files. If that doesn't work, try "search wildcard" or "search door".
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[quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' timestamp='1334898942' post='2421173']
type in dir/w
unsure if that is the old basic code for seeing what files are on the computer, if dir/w doesn't, just dir, one command files accross the other straight down...
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"Hmm, I wonder what files this thing [i]does[/i] have on it."

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>SEARCH *.*
>FILES FOUND: 5

CRYO.CFG
NOTETOSELF.TXT
SAMMICHRECIPIE.TXT
STARCHARTS.EXE
GETMAIL.EXE

EOF
?>

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I want to say "try either NOTE or MAIL", but I get the feeling that Mik'll just go for the sammich recipe...

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[quote name='Spooky' timestamp='1334971620' post='2421490']
I want to say "try either NOTE or MAIL", but I get the feeling that Mik'll just go for the sammich recipe...
[/quote]

"Time to check email. Maybe Shea sent me something..."

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>RUN GETEMAIL.EXE
>NO NEW MESSAGES
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Dang, this computer smells of elderberries! What next...

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>OPEN NOTETOSELF.TXT

>OK, so I set my cryo chamber to 1 week, so I could go to sleep and wouldn't get hungry while Shea was gone. I'm leaving this note for myself because I tend to forget things that happen right before going into cryo when I wake up.

Also, just in case Shea is late I have left an emergency backup sandwich in my hat. Hopefully the cryo chamber won't mess it up.

>EOF
[/quote]

HECK YES! Too bad I forgot to write down what kind of sammich it was...

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So, he froze himself and has woken up now? Time to go exploring.

Let's take a peek at the door, shall we?

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Commence emergency sandwich devouring!

[img]http://en.rocketnews24.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6554245245.jpg[/img]

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she_who_is_not

Is there a potty on the ship? Kolbe does the potty dance!

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dominicansoul

my thoughts exactly, swin...


guys cant wake up from a week long slumber and NOT HEAD TO THE BATHROOM FIRST THING!!!


UNLESS


mikolbe is wearing "depends?"


OH WAIT... SKINNY JEANS---THERE AIN'T ROOM FOR DEPENDS!!! :doh:

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[quote name='arfink' timestamp='1334975271' post='2421508']
Commence emergency sandwich devouring!

[img]http://en.rocketnews24.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6554245245.jpg[/img]
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No way Mikolbe can eat that. It has lettuce on it. Gez!

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MLKolbe will just pick out the offending lettuce... or maybe swallow it as a penance....

Now, time to get ready to open the door, Kolbe.... maybe save a piece of bacon in case you need to bribe someone/thing on the other side of the door...

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