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You Know When Your A Phataddict When.....


littleflower+JMJ

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You might be a Phataddict when you're headed to church and you accidentally say

"See you later! I'm going to Phatmass now"

or:

"Father George said Phatmass for us yesterday"

"I prefer the Tridentine Phatmass to the Novus Ordo"

or:

"You need to cut excess saturated Phatmass from your diet"

and my personal favorite:

"Do these jeans make my butt look Phatmass?"

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You know you're a Phataddict when you start to think of ways you can bring up phatmas in conversation . . .

When you're youth group kids make you a ninja pillow for christmas . . .

When you go to visit other websites so you can post something about that in Phatmass . . .

When you send emails to people and tell them that instead of calling you on your cell they can PM you at phatmass . . .

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littleflower+JMJ

your a phataddict when you never sleep because you are one of the official card-carrying Nite Owls that have the night shift here at the phorum.........

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You know you're a phataddict when you put up an away message on Instant Messenger, just so that you can post on PM without being distracted. :)

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when, like my dear friend CatholicAndFanatical, you put off cleaning the house and doing the laundry because oh good gravy you may miss something important that you need to respond to IMMEDIATELY!

:P

he he he dem was fightin' words huh :knockout:

:flowers:

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CatholicAndFanatical

when, like my dear friend CatholicAndFanatical, you put off cleaning the house and doing the laundry because oh good gravy you may miss something important that you need to respond to IMMEDIATELY!

:P

he he he dem was fightin' words huh :knockout:

:flowers:

ahhh, that aint right :o

who on earth would rather clean house than be on phatmass..geesh. come on!!

:P

I knew I was an addict when I started signing my checks CatholicAndFanatical

Gosh i love this site :wub:

um, faithfinder ma'am... :slam:

CatholicAndFanatical

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...When your boss hands you an assignment and you tell him, "I'll get to it once I'm finished with this post."

Okay. I'm not THAT bad.

Well, at least I don't say that to his face anyway. ;)

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littleflower+JMJ

...When your boss hands you an assignment and you tell him, "I'll get to it once I'm finished with this post."

Okay. I'm not THAT bad. 

Well, at least I don't say that to his face anyway.  ;)

:rolling:

:ph34r: if you did do that, you got guts!! -_-

;) im so glad you always take the time to be here! even if you have to play it off sometimes because of work!! :P

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when your phriends tell you to quit pushing Phatmass on them

and when you start to talk about something you've seen on-line, your phriends go "Oh not Phatmass again."

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