Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Balthazor' date='Dec 2 2004, 09:16 PM'] You know what you GUYs forgot....God made you first.... You are just the prototype. Us girls are the real deal, we are the new improved updated version. [/quote] But men are the fuller version. You're just ribs.
Lavender Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Dec 2 2004, 08:26 PM'] But men are the fuller version. You're just ribs. [/quote] That's not very nice...are you calling me something that they serve in barbecue resteraunts? :irate: Anywho, I love being a girl. Sure, periods smell of elderberries and I'm nervous about going into labor someday, but girls are COOL! :queen: Go us!
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Lavender' date='Dec 2 2004, 10:00 PM'] That's not very nice...are you calling me something that they serve in barbecue resteraunts? :irate: Anywho, I love being a girl. Sure, periods smell of elderberries and I'm nervous about going into labor someday, but girls are COOL! :queen: Go us! [/quote] Periods probably do smell of elderberries, but so do wet dreams, especially if the guy isn't comfortable with his sexuality and suffers from scrupulosity. As for labor, don't be nervous. Word from all my friends in "grown-up land" is that it's painful, but so worth it, and you can have the pleasure of nearly crushing your husband's hand to dust at the same time...won't that be fun?!
Balthazor Posted December 3, 2004 Author Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Dec 2 2004, 08:26 PM'] But men are the fuller version. You're just ribs. [/quote] And in that sense you are just dust.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Balthazor' date='Dec 2 2004, 10:49 PM'] And in that sense you are just dust. [/quote] And you think being extract of dust is a good thing?
Balthazor Posted December 3, 2004 Author Posted December 3, 2004 Would you rather have a plate full of dust or a plate full of ribs?
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Balthazor' date='Dec 2 2004, 10:53 PM'] Would you rather have a plate full of dust or a plate full of ribs? [/quote] Now we're definitely getting into something interesting...
rachael Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Balthazor' date='Dec 2 2004, 09:53 PM'] Would you rather have a plate full of dust or a plate full of ribs? [/quote] let me think about that :thinking:
Paladin D Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 I love ribs, when my mom was pregnant with me she couldn't stop eating them.
homeschoolmom Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Dec 2 2004, 02:26 PM'] HSmom is gonna slap you... [/quote] Where's my shoe...? (as I never get to where them, I can't seem to find one... so....)
Irish Frank Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Hi All just new to the board so please bear with my 'newbie' antics and outbursts. I'll live and learn. Sometimes I feel like God has it for us all, I suppose if he didn't then we wouldn't be his children. As a man, there are things I think that woman have too. Someone mentioned earlier the burden of pregnancy but I've seen the warmth of a relationship that a woman seems to have with her baby, something a man can never experience.
reelguy227 Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Dec 2 2004, 09:05 PM'] Periods probably do smell of elderberries, but so do wet dreams, especially if the guy isn't comfortable with his sexuality and suffers from scrupulosity. [/quote] Raphael,can you explain your quote please ? Maybe Im just dumb ,what do wet dreams have to do with scrupulosity ? God Bless Ricky
reelguy227 Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 [quote name='Irish Frank' date='Dec 3 2004, 09:25 AM'] but I've seen the warmth of a relationship that a woman seems to have with her baby, something a man can never experience. [/quote] Hes almost to right ,us guys dont get to bond with kids like you women do . God Bless, Ricky
cmotherofpirl Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 (edited) Not true! A a man has a different unique and wonderful relationship with his kids. He is their [u]HERO[/u] - Superman, Santa Claus, guy who can toss them in the air, race around with them on his back, he is their security blanket and their protector. Men are irreplacable to their kids. Edited December 4, 2004 by cmotherofpirl
homeschoolmom Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 [quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Dec 3 2004, 09:03 PM'] Not true! A a man has a different unique and wonderful relationship with his kids. He is their [u]HERO[/u] - Superman, Santa Claus, guy who can toss them in the air, race around with them on his back, he is their security blanket and their protector. Man are irreplacable to their kids. [/quote] this is why i try to be very particular with how i play with my kids-- very little rough housing from mom (an occasional toss in the air-- but one's about it)... I leave the real physical stuff to daddy...
reelguy227 Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 So does your husband like wrestle with the boys homsechoolmom? How old are you anyway ? God Bless Ricky
cmotherofpirl Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 Dearie you NEVER ask a woman her age!!!
reelguy227 Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 OOPS !!!!!! Im sorry .hsm ,forgive me please !!!
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