franciscanheart Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 okay here it is. the joke thread. haha yeah some days i just need to laugh at silly things. i think we all do. so post your jokes here and we can all laugh together. after all laughter is sometimes the best medicine. *note: refer to my sig
franciscanheart Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 here's one lil red posted a while ago [the thread name is: "mommy humor"] Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?" he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the kitchen and yells. "For crying out loud, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the darn table, it was Momma Bear who put the stinkin' cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dishes, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-bums downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time....... I HAVEN'T MADE THE ___ING PORRIDGE YET !!"
franciscanheart Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 i thought youd enjoy that one
Noel's angel Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 what did the dog say when it was hot? eat me....................................................................................................................................(silence)
rachael Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What's blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.
karin Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 hehe that was funny i have one. Why do seaguls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay the would be bagles. hehehehehehehe
DancesforLove Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 LoL I just told my mom the momma bear one she loved it lol it's so great!!! :haha:
Noel's angel Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 whats yellow and shaped like a bucket? a yellow bucket
bookin'it Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 So this polar bear walks into a bar. He goes up and sits on a stool and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, what can I get you?" The polar looks at him and says, "I'll have a gin and tonic." The bartender say, "Okay buddy, but why the big pause?" Polar bear looks at him and says, "Well, my mom had 'em and my dad had 'em..."
franciscanheart Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 haha yeah i told my mom and she died. haha. ive heard the seagull one before i thought it was hilarious. i laugh at the stupidest things ever lol. the more complicated jokes arent as fun to me lol
rachael Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 [quote name='bookin'it' date='Dec 23 2004, 04:36 PM'] So this polar bear walks into a bar. He goes up and sits on a stool and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, what can I get you?" The polar looks at him and says, "I'll have a gin and tonic." The bartender say, "Okay buddy, but why the big pause?" Polar bear looks at him and says, "Well, my mom had 'em and my dad had 'em..." [/quote]
franciscanheart Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 here's one. a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey! why the long face?" :crackup:
karin Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 oh i got one one time there were two muffins sitting next to each other in the oven. One muffin turned to the other one and said: It's getting really hot in here. The other muffin looked over and replied: Wow! A talking muffin!
franciscanheart Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 OMGOODNESS THATS MY FAVORITE JOKE IN THE WHOOOOOOOLE WORLD I LOVE THE MUFFIN JOKE!
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