Cam42 Posted November 9, 2005 Author Posted November 9, 2005 [quote name='Paphnutius' date='Nov 9 2005, 08:09 AM']Did someone actually call you one? [right][snapback]783596[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Yes, brendan1104. I am interested to see him PROVE IT TO ME!!!! That's right folks, I am calling him out!!!!! I would love to see him prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I am a Modernist. One does not simply throw down the gauntlet and not follow through.
MC Just Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 To me a modernist is one who says "it aint broke but lets fix it anyhow". Take a look at half of the parishes in usa. You'll see modernism. VII taken to the extreme. I dont think Cam is a modernist. Brendan, what you are complaining about is the widespread misenterpretations and "misenterpreters" of VII. Those are the modernists..
StatingTheObvious Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I'm a weak person. My answer is: "Who cares and why should you? We haven't really thought that much about you."
Cam42 Posted November 9, 2005 Author Posted November 9, 2005 Gee....profundity abounds...... I care, that is enough.
scardella Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 (edited) *in my best Monty Python voice* There are ways of telling if he's a modernist! BTW, I voted modernist... I just didn't know that modernists cared about Aquinas! Edited November 9, 2005 by scardella
Jaime Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 So currently there are 10 people who don't know how to define modernist? How odd..
scardella Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 (edited) Q: What is a modernist? Edit: for brevity's sake: A: A modernist is a heretic. Q: And what do you do to heretics? A: You BURN them! Q: What [i]also[/i] burns? A: Wood! Q: What else do you know about wood? A: It floats! Q: What also floats? A: A duck! Q: So, how can we know if he's a heretic? A: If Cam weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood. Q: And therefore? A: He's a modernist! Burn him! Note: this is completely scientific and I have nothing personal against Cam. : Edited November 9, 2005 by scardella
Cam42 Posted November 9, 2005 Author Posted November 9, 2005 [quote name='scardella' date='Nov 9 2005, 12:17 PM']Q: What is a modernist? Edit: for brevity's sake: A: A modernist is a heretic. Q: And what do you do to heretics? A: You BURN them! Q: What [i]also[/i] burns? A: Wood! Q: What else do you know about wood? A: It floats! Q: What also floats? A: A duck! Q: So, how can we know if he's a heretic? A: If Cam weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood. Q: And therefore? A: He's a modernist! Burn him! Note: this is completely scientific and I have nothing personal against Cam. : [right][snapback]783880[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Classic fallacy......
qfnol31 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Nov 9 2005, 11:43 AM']So currently there are 10 people who don't know how to define modernist? How odd.. [right][snapback]783825[/snapback][/right] [/quote] How do you define modernism?
scardella Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 [quote name='Cam42' date='Nov 9 2005, 12:40 PM']Classic fallacy...... [right][snapback]783899[/snapback][/right] [/quote] but was it funny?
Cam42 Posted November 9, 2005 Author Posted November 9, 2005 [quote name='scardella' date='Nov 9 2005, 02:39 PM']but was it funny? [right][snapback]784010[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Sure? I am kinda a philosophical purist.
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 i want to see brendan answer the question...
Socrates Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 [quote name='scardella' date='Nov 9 2005, 12:17 PM']Q: What is a modernist? Edit: for brevity's sake: A: A modernist is a heretic. Q: And what do you do to heretics? A: You BURN them! Q: What [i]also[/i] burns? A: Wood! Q: What else do you know about wood? A: It floats! Q: What also floats? A: A duck! Q: So, how can we know if he's a heretic? A: If Cam weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood. Q: And therefore? A: He's a modernist! Burn him! Note: this is completely scientific and I have nothing personal against Cam. : [right][snapback]783880[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? This new learning amazes me! Explain again, Scardella, how sheep's bladder may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Cam42 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 [quote name='Extra ecclesiam nulla salus' date='Nov 9 2005, 06:48 PM']i want to see brendan answer the question... [right][snapback]784265[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
popestpiusx Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 [quote name='Extra ecclesiam nulla salus' date='Nov 9 2005, 07:48 PM']i want to see brendan answer the question... [right][snapback]784265[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I don't. It will be far to painful to attempt to read.
Cam42 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 [quote name='popestpiusx' date='Nov 10 2005, 07:46 AM']Modernist. [right][snapback]784708[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Prove it.
popestpiusx Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 I was just kidding. I actually voted 'orthodox'. Just trying to stir the pot.
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