Nihil Obstat Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have decided to stay Our Legitimate use of Capital Means. We, of course never desiring Death be visited upon Our people or any others, are more than willing to discuss the return of the Disputed Ladybug to the Pretender caliphate of Hassanistan. On this day of 10, August, contrary to the false impression of timestamps; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so. Edited August 11, 2009 by Nihil Obstat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1945982' date='Aug 11 2009, 12:42 AM']We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have decided to stay Our Legitimate use of Capital Means. We, of course never desiring Death be visited upon Our people or any others, are more than willing to discuss the return of the Disputed Ladybug to the Pretender caliphate of Hassanistan. On this day of 10, August, contrary to the false impression of timestamps; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so.[/quote] What accusations have been brought against the honor of Ms Ladybug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have declared that the Disputed Ladybug be formally accused of High Crimes Against the State. These High Crimes which have been brought against the Disputed Ladybug include High Espionage, Spreading of High Malicious Disinformation, and Acting Accessory to Murder in the First Degree. These charges may be addressed by the Pretender caliph, or the Pretender caliph may choose to not address these charges and, rather, negotiate for the release of the Disputed Ladybug. Furthermore, We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly have decided to retire for the evening, and will begin Dialogue on the present Morrow or the one following. On this day of 10, August, contrary to the false impression of timestamps; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so. Edited August 11, 2009 by Nihil Obstat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1945987' date='Aug 11 2009, 01:51 AM']We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have declared that the Disputed Ladybug be formally accused of High Crimes Against the State. These High Crimes which have been brought against the Disputed Ladybug include High Espionage, Spreading of High Malicious Disinformation, and Acting Accessory to Murder in the First Degree. These charges may be addressed by the Pretender caliph, or the Pretender caliph may choose to not address these charges and, rather, negotiate for the release of the Disputed Ladybug. Furthermore, We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly have decided to retire for the evening, and will begin Dialogue on the present Morrow or the one following. On this day of 10, August, contrary to the false impression of timestamps; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so.[/quote] Sultan Hassan the Glorious, Most Magnanimous, Fearless in Battle, King of Kings, Brilliant Strategist, Son of Ares lover of battle and Slaughter and Shiva Destroyer of Worlds, Patron of the Arts, Defender of the Widow and Orphan, Protector of the helpless, Raiser up of the Down Trodden, Supplementer of the Poor, Superior Piano Player than Piano_Freak, Saiolor of the Seven Seas, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slovenia, Galicia, Lodomeria, Illyria, Jerusalem, Archduke of Austria, Grand Prince of Transylvania, Grand Duke of Tuscany and Krakow, Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Lord of Russia, Syria, India, China and Yemen, Sucessor of Atilla, Destroyer of Oppression, Liberator of Serfs, God's Blessing to Women, Gentleman, Scholar, Professor of Awesome Studies at Oxford University, and Shadow of the Almighty on Earth to name only a few of his many titles and not to even mention his most Admirable Vitamin D Levels. Is most displeased at these vile and slanderous accusations being made against the honor of Ms. Ladybug. We demands to know what "evidence" the High Archduke has against Ms. Ladybug. We further assert that any charges are fabrications in an absurd attempt to cover up the Western Assemblies well known and nefarious persecution of Latvian Orthodox Christians, of whom Ms. Ladybug is a devout member. Edited August 11, 2009 by Hassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1946126' date='Aug 11 2009, 08:52 AM']Sultan Hassan the Glorious, Most Magnanimous, Fearless in Battle, King of Kings, Brilliant Strategist, Son of Ares lover of battle and Slaughter and Shiva Destroyer of Worlds, Patron of the Arts, Defender of the Widow and Orphan, Protector of the helpless, Raiser up of the Down Trodden, Supplementer of the Poor, Superior Piano Player than Piano_Freak, Saiolor of the Seven Seas, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slovenia, Galicia, Lodomeria, Illyria, Jerusalem, Archduke of Austria, Grand Prince of Transylvania, Grand Duke of Tuscany and Krakow, Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Lord of Russia, Syria, India, China and Yemen, Sucessor of Atilla, Destroyer of Oppression, Liberator of Serfs, God's Blessing to Women, Gentleman, Scholar, Professor of Awesome Studies at Oxford University, and Shadow of the Almighty on Earth to name only a few of his many titles and not to even mention his most Admirable Vitamin D Levels.[/quote] you forgot Chump of Chumps.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1946148' date='Aug 11 2009, 11:16 AM']you forgot Chump of Chumps....[/quote] King of the Chumps actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Hassan the cool one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have declared that evidence has indeed been brought against the Disputed Ladybug. This evidence however, is intimately related to activities of the Crown of a sensitive nature which may not be discussed with Those who have not been approved by Us. You will, of course, be relieved to be assured that the Latvian Orthodox are indeed protected in their freedom of religion and the unimpeded practice thereof by Our own laws and ordinances. The Disputed Ladybug indeed has been visited nearly daily by a Latvian Orthodox prison chaplain to provide for her spiritual health. On this day of 11, August; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1946318' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:01 PM']We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have declared that evidence has indeed been brought against the Disputed Ladybug. This evidence however, is intimately related to activities of the Crown of a sensitive nature which may not be discussed with Those who have not been approved by Us. You will, of course, be relieved to be assured that the Latvian Orthodox are indeed protected in their freedom of religion and the unimpeded practice thereof by Our own laws and ordinances. The Disputed Ladybug indeed has been visited nearly daily by a Latvian Orthodox prison chaplain to provide for her spiritual health. On this day of 11, August; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so.[/quote] Sultan Hassan the Glorious, Most Magnanimous, Fearless in Battle, King of Kings, Brilliant Strategist, Son of Ares lover of battle and Slaughter and Shiva Destroyer of Worlds, Patron of the Arts, Defender of the Widow and Orphan, Protector of the helpless, Raiser up of the Down Trodden, Supplementer of the Poor, Superior Piano Player than Piano_Freak, Saiolor of the Seven Seas, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slovenia, Galicia, Lodomeria, Illyria, Jerusalem, Archduke of Austria, Grand Prince of Transylvania, Grand Duke of Tuscany and Krakow, Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Lord of Russia, Syria, India, China and Yemen, Sucessor of Atilla, Destroyer of Oppression, Liberator of Serfs, God's Blessing to Women, Gentleman, Scholar, Professor of Awesome Studies at Oxford University, and Shadow of the Almighty on Earth to name only a few of his many titles and not to even mention his most Admirable Vitamin D Levels. Will not tolerate this injustice. We have already had to shelter the Patriarch of the Latvian Orthodox faith due to the consistent and and uninterrupted campaign of terror and harassment which the Western Assembly has permitted to continue in it's lands. Consequently we have, for over five centuries, granted automatic citizenship to all Latvian Orthodox Christians. The Glorious Sultan shall not permit a citizen of his kingdom to be forced into some labor camp after a two cent show trial not open to public viewing or even nominal assurances that the most basic principals of just jurisprudence will be observed. We ask that either substantive evidence of these charges be produced or Ms. Ladybug be released. We shall grant her asylum in our kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Where did this come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have come to the conclusion that it would be more than acceptable for the Disputed Ladybug to be granted asylum in the Pretender caliphate of Hassanistan. This is provided that certain conditions are met. Among these conditions, the Disputed Ladybug may never again enter the Western Realm or the lands in the East held by Princessgianna. Furthermore, the Pretender caliph is to immediately cease all acts of High Espionage against Our Sovereign Realm. These activities need not be acknowledged, as long as they are immediately discontinued, for if We happen upon further acts of High Espionage, the perpetrators will be executed. We are grieved and dismayed at the Pretender caliph's accusations of persecution of the Latvian Orthodox Church in the Western Realm. We also regret to inform him that the Latvian Orthodox Patriarch was recently on an ecumenical pilgrimage to our Capital City, and had no items of distress that he wished to address on said visit. Indeed the Latvian Orthodox, and most Orthodox Churches have always enjoyed a cordial relationship with the Western Realm and have indeed never been faced with persecution by the Western Assembly. We object to these vile accusations and invented situations. On this day of 11, August; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 What the croutons???? What are you guys doing in my thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Selah' post='1946340' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:22 PM']Where did this come from? [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nihil Obstat Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have chosen to utilize this thread for the good of the State. On this day of 11, August; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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