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Has Vee8 stopped answering questions about the faith? Or was she stopped by others? Is this a conspiracy?

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[quote name='Maximilianus' timestamp='1295225770' post='2200855']
Vee, is "Ebony and Ivory" really the unofficial O.P. anthem?
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Im gonna let DS answer that one.
[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' timestamp='1295389277' post='2201553']
Has Vee8 stopped answering questions about the faith? Or was she stopped by others? Is this a conspiracy?


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no :|

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[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' timestamp='1295199540' post='2200756']
Got some more questions. You should never give me a chance to ask questions. :joecool:

If I become a heretic Anglican nun, do I share the same nun's lounge in heaven with Catholic nuns? What if I don't WANT to share a lounge in heaven with women who are constantly having ecstacies and crying holy tears into buckets? (Heretic Anglican nuns would never engage in such unseemly behavior in front of others, assuming they were to engage in such undignified behavior in the first place, which would be unlikely.[/quote]

Jesus said something about there being many mansions so perhaps yours will be away from the more, ahem, exuberant bunch.

If all else fails just throw a snowball at them
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sXRY9dzOA8Y/SpAuZQKX0xI/AAAAAAAAAKA/RENtQ3Ps_Ls/s400/Nun+snowball+fight.jpg[/img]

[quote] In my not very humble opinion, those heretic Anglicans who do engage in unseemly behavior of any type have forgotten their British, stiff upper lip (at least in public), roots.) [/quote]

That is why, according to The Simpsons there is Protestant heaven where things are much more subdued
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/Jamie_Barnes/simpsons_pc1.jpg[/img]

and Catholic heaven where things are more..... festive

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/Jamie_Barnes/simpsons_pc3.jpg[/img]

[quote] Do I have to give up commas, and the long sentences they create, for Lent? [/quote]
Do you really like commas?
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Do I get a plenary indulgence for getting up in the middle of the night to hand-feed my sick cat? Do heretic Anglicans even get indulgences? [/quote]

aaaaaw whats wrong with your kitty? :( Im sure St Francis would say yes give her an indulgence.
[quote]Why hasn't St. Therese responded to the novena I said to her last fall, in good faith and all seriousness, in honor of her feast day? [/quote]
She hasnt? Therese :bash: Maybe its a slow answer. Maybe you should yell at her more. Maybe Ive been taking up too much of her time...
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Does St. Therese even listen to heretic Anglicans?[/quote]

Only on the third Friday of a month during a full moon.

[quote] If I call Cardinal George, will he answer the phone himself?[/quote]

I dunno try and see! My money is on his secretary answering the phone though.

[quote] Is Cardinal George a Cardinal because cardinals are the state bird of Illinois, and he is the Archbishop of the Chicago Archdiocese?[/quote]

ask Therese :P

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[quote name='tnavarro61' timestamp='1295397096' post='2201592']
How did the :bash: started?
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I dont remember! Probably due to the brain damage caused by that chair

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1295441617' post='2201755']
vee-

why are the the dominicans the coolest order EVAR!!!!!!!?
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Not according to your daughter!

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1295452380' post='2201810']
i see you are afraid to answer the question.
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I will let DS answer for me...

[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1294588695' post='2198136']
[color="#800080"][size="7"]DOMINICANS FTW!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!![/size][/color]
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[quote name='tnavarro61' timestamp='1295485071' post='2202002']
Vee, why is it I am starting to become Carmelite????
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Because you are finally coming to your senses.

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[quote name='vee8' timestamp='1295484743' post='2201999']
I will let DS answer for me...
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so Dominicans rule all..

thanks, vee

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Do nuns ever mouth the words when they don't know the tune??? Or, what do they say instead of "watermelon" if they don't know the words (which doesn't seem very holy...)?

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