The Secret Pasts Of Phatmassers

[Gabriela]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1345319695' post='2469782']
Btw, try this in google:
[code]curiousing site:phatmass.com/phorum[/code]
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Witch!

;-)

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='curiousing' timestamp='1345320526' post='2469786']




Witch!

;-)
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Who was it that said "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"?

[Gabriela]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1345320878' post='2469787']
Who was it that said "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"?
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Your mom.

Edited August 18, 2012 by curiousing

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='curiousing' timestamp='1345320921' post='2469788']


Your mom.


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Geez, smart lady.

[4588686]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1345299807' post='2469688']
Incoherent rambling isn't welcome on this thread, thanks. Let's stick to the facts.
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Smug hippie chick doesn't ramble. You fail to understand her. Probably because you're a crypto-fascist.

Edited August 18, 2012 by Hasan

[Nihil Obstat]

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[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1345326165' post='2469813']


Smug hippie chick doesn't ramble. You fail to understand her. Probably because you're a crypto-fascist.
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This is a serious thread about serious business, sir. You're simply making a fool of yourself.





All right, well as promised here's a small sampling of what I've discovered of the member we call "Curiousing".

Archeologists have come to a general consensus that as early as 1521, Curiousing lived with her family somewhere in the Great Plains area, likely scraping out a meagre living by hunting, gathering, and derivatives trading. It was a hard life, but fulfilling. Yet from a young age, Curiousing was quite curious, and in order to satiate her curiosity, at least as rumour has it, she moved to the big city in search of a better life. The only big city in 1521 was of course Tel Aviv, so there went young curious Curiousing.
Down in Tel Aviv she quickly fell it with a pretty tough crowd, and before too long she was running a quasi-legal video gambling chain. They installed VLTs in bars across the city, charging the establishments a small rental fee, but most of their profits came from the gambling itself. Business was quite lucrative, and within two years they diversified and began opening medium sized casinos across the city.
Well Curiousing had made her fortune by now and went into semi-retirement, but being the curious sort she settled on performing in a nightly cabaret in her main casino. Every night she'd sing, dance, tell jokes, do magic tricks, and generally have the time of her life. Before and after her shows she'd mingle with guests, sit down for a drink or two, and sometimes play a game of blackjack or speed chess.
Her cabaret however, was a huge hit in Tel Aviv, and she became something of a local celebrity. Details are a bit sparse, this being 1521, but we've recovered a couple videos of her performances.

Here's one of Curiousing's more famous magic tricks.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0_VSBA4FQI[/media]

She usually followed the magic act with a song and dance.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzmFMOS8Qtg[/media]

As you can tell, dancing was not her strong suit, but nevertheless the audiences night to night just loved it. She'd make more money from a single performance than Jason makes today in an entire year of humanure-ing.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Clare~Therese]

What in the world? lol

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Clare~Therese' timestamp='1345331989' post='2469850']
What in the world? lol
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It's nice to put some faces to the names, isn't it?

[Clare~Therese]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1345332188' post='2469853']
It's nice to put some faces to the names, isn't it?
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I say, it's incredibly wonderful!

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Clare~Therese' timestamp='1345332274' post='2469855']
I say, it's incredibly wonderful!
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Jason was very pretty back in his college days, wasn't he?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F4-W1Hsy9M[/media]

[Clare~Therese]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1345332364' post='2469857']
Jason was very pretty back in his college days, wasn't he?


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Oh [i]yes[/i].

[Gabriela]

It's true. I'm a terrible dancer.

Except for in Madrid.

[Nihil Obstat]

I'd like to say a bit about Hassan, but the trouble is at this point most of his records remain highly classified, and the Syndicate and I would be needlessly provoking the CIA if I were to release the information right now. So that in mind, all I will say is this:
Have you ever seen Hassan together with Leon Trotsky, Captain Nemo, and Selma Hayek?

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Trotsky_Portrait.jpg/220px-Trotsky_Portrait.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1QV37nuJlGY/TsTnN21ikmI/AAAAAAAABYs/M-S6dy8dFtQ/s1600/captain+nemo+3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Salma_Hayek_Cannes_2010.jpg/220px-Salma_Hayek_Cannes_2010.jpg[/img]


Well I'm sure I don't have to say anything more than that. You guys are at least that intelligent.

[4588686]

This thread serves only to exalt the capital accumulation of the bourgeois and depress the wages of the proletariat.








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[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1345338738' post='2469903']
This thread serves only to exalt the capital accumulation of the bourgeois and depress the wages of the proletariat.








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You would say that, Salma. You're lucky the CIA still wants you alive.

[Annie12]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1331875861' post='2401701']
So I was practicing my internet snooping skills and found out some eminently interesting facts. As you all know, we PMers grow and change just like everyone else. Well I've found a very rare, very important video that will allow you to see the young versions of three Phatmassers we all know and love.
Back when they were attending Mumbai University together, MIkolbe, Winchester, and Jaime had a little bit of a band going. It's a bit of a secret, they don't really go spreading it around, but they were actually pretty famous for a while. In fact they're often credited as pioneers of the bhangra style.
A few things you will notice immediately: Jason's voice has dropped quite a bit since his college years. We can probably blame the six packs a day he smoked between the ages of 25 and 30, and possibly also the hormone treatments, but as you can see at the age of 22 he was quite a fine specimen, with a pristine voice and a lovely, tasteful, and modest blue dress. I haven't seen that dress before myself, but I'm sure it's in the back of his closet somewhere.
Winchester, unfortunately, ditched the lovely shiny gold jacket and those sunglasses. I guess you could say that somewhere along the way he sold out and forgot his roots. Although I'm sure we'll all admit that the toupee was a pretty solid idea on his part, which my sources tell me he obtained shortly after this video was shot.
Of course there isn't much to say about Jaime that hasn't already been said. As you can see, even back in college he was quite the ladies' man.
The three of them will never tell you this, but I'm more than willing to bet that they've kept in practice with those dance moves. Buy them a couple drinks and I'm pretty sure they'll be willing to treat us to an amazing reunion rendition of their #1 hit single, Saadi Marzi.

Without further introduction I present to you Jason Jaime and Winnie:


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F4-W1Hsy9M[/media]
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is this for real?

[4588686]

[size=8]GUINNESS![/size]

[MIKolbe]

that gold jacket is BOSS!

[Clare~Therese]

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1345343233' post='2469949']
[size=8]GUINNESS![/size]
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My dad is a Guinness enthusiast now, apparently.

SO YES. GUINNESS.

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Annie12' timestamp='1345342843' post='2469941']

is this for real?
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Would I ever lie to you?