MIKolbe Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 [quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1345362766' post='2470070'] At some point you have to put down the scotch. Otherwise you just look ridiculousness with drunk phatmassing. [/quote] what else is there to do in an imaginary country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1331942361' post='2402030'] Shortly after Saadi Marzi was released, USAirways parted ways with the band due to creative differences. They remained on good terms, but rumour has it that USAir wanted to take things in a more funk/electronica direction, while Jason and Jaime preferred to work on their death metal/classic country concept album. Winchester was contributing his well-known rapping skills and was content with the direction Jason and Jaime were interested in. So USAir left shortly after Saadi Marzi, and where should he end up but as a booking manager at an event planning company in London, of which Jesus_Lol was CEO. Any celebrity with any amount of fame to their name would plan their galas and charity events and release parties through Jesus_Lol and USAir. USAirways' vast experience in the bhangra scene and the world of professional music gave him plenty of contacts to draw from and many favours to pull, and J_Lol's mob connections kept profits nice and tidy. And that, of course, is how I met USAirways and Jesus_Lol. You see, at the time I was working for a very secret private international intelligence organization. For months I'd been tracking a man with ties to a worldwide bible counterfeiting operation. I was due to meet with my contact (more on him in a moment) when I spotted a tail, so I aborted my meeting and high-tailed it towards the Thames where my team was waiting with an escape boat. As I ran I saw another operative blocking my path in front, so I had no choice but to duck into the nearest door which, you guessed it, was J_lol's and USAir's office building. I quickly explained the situation, and we barricaded the door. At this point we were surrounded by about ten bible counterfeiting operatives with automatic rifles. I had only my trusty Beretta 92fs in one hand, and my Springfield XDM45 on my belt. Just as things were starting to look grim, there was a huge crash on the upper level. USAir and J_Lol and I raced to the top floor to find that Phatcatholic, the contact I had been trying to meet, had blown a hole in the roof and was waiting to pick us up in his helicopter. It was truly a daring escape. Thank goodness that his helicopter was bulletproof. We [url="http://www.ratemyfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nope-640x853.jpg"]noped[/url] out of there just as a guy arrived with an RPG. A few hours later we landed in Saintonge, France, where my syndicate had a major base of operations. The three of them of course were handsomely rewarded for their role in the operation. Phatcatholic ended up working as a field consultant for the syndicate for a few months, and we caught the bible counterfeiters on the day before his wedding to Azaelia. And yes, before you ask, of course Jason and Jaime and Winnie played at the wedding. A splendid time was had by all. [/quote] I dont know how i missed this thread until now. I am going to have to feed my internet watchman to the fishes, he is supposed to report to me every time a "witness" talks about me and my extralegal capacities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 [quote name='Jesus_lol' timestamp='1345392667' post='2470149'] I dont know how i missed this thread until now. I am going to have to feed my internet watchman to the fishes, he is supposed to report to me every time a "witness" talks about me and my extralegal capacities. [/quote] Oh dear, I thought you heard. He was assassinated about seven months ago now in Qatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 That would explain why he never complained when i stopped paying him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clare~Therese Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Reveal my secret past, Senor! I'm sure it will amuse everyone (maybe)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 [quote name='Jesus_lol' timestamp='1345398372' post='2470167'] That would explain why he never complained when i stopped paying him. [/quote] Honestly, he wasn't very good at his job. He was quite the liability in the field. You were right to stop paying him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 [color=#222222][font='Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif][size=4][background=rgb(255, 255, 255)] MORE SECRETS HAVE BEEN REVEALED TO ME, WHICH I, IN MY BENEFICENCE, WILL REVEAL TO ALL IN DUE TIME. TO ME ALSO THIS SECRET IS REVEALED, NOT BY ANY WISDOM THAT I HAVE MORE THAN ALL MEN ALIVE: BUT THAT THIS INTERPRETATION MIGHT BE MADE MANIFEST TO THE KING, AND THOU MIGHTEST KNOW THE THOUGHTS OF THY MIND. WITHOUT THE ORIGINAL REVELATION OF THE NOTHING, NO SELFHOOD AND NO FREEDOM.[/background][/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmaD2006 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Nihil, Nihil. You have waaaaaay too much time on your hands . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Slander and calumny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I'm still waiting on my past to be revealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Indeed. We have finished analyzing your file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 As a fellow imaginary character from [s]Equestria[/s] [s]Narnia[/s] [s]Canadia[/s] HarperWorld[sup]tm[/sup] I would like to say that our propositions can be regarded as true from the position of certain non-standard semantic interpretations of English syntax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 [quote name='Not The Philosopher' timestamp='1348189810' post='2484839'] As a fellow imaginary character from [s]Equestria[/s] [s]Narnia[/s] [s]Canadia[/s] HarperWorld[sup]tm[/sup] I would like to say that our propositions can be regarded as true from the position of certain non-standard semantic interpretations of English syntax. [/quote] I only speak in first-order languages, so this is not relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) Someone mentioned vodka here and didn't invite me? Edited September 21, 2012 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 FuturePriest probably does not want this getting out, but he has brought it on himself. You see, last year at the ripe age of nine, FuturePriest grew his hair out and joined the Japanese Wrestling Federation under the pseudonym Haruka. His career was relatively successful, several wins and just a couple losses, which is pretty impressive considering his age and size. Here he is against Kenny Omega: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQdYZvCNn-M[/media] However, FuturePriest's spiritual director, Light and Truth, did not approve of his pro-wrestling career, so he retired shortly thereafter. Light and Truth has been leading a double life as well though. In fact she is rather famous in Korea for her covers of 16th century German folk tunes, most notably Poker Face by Lady Gaga, Wannabe by Spice Girls, and I'm Coming Up by P!nk. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBjZaZSjTlw[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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