Byzantine Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 *Phew* This guy's good. I need to be more careful, or he might figue something out. At least he didn't find out about...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 15, 2013 Author Posted March 15, 2013 *Phew* This guy's good. I need to be more careful, or he might figue something out. At least he didn't find out about... Oh don't worry, we already know.
PhuturePriest Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I remember back when iPods didn't exist. I guess that makes people who were born in 1996 like myself rather elderly...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 15, 2013 Author Posted March 15, 2013 I remember when I met Historical Jesus. Jesus is historical you.
arfink Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 The famous thought experiment designed by Arfink in 1956, which won him the Nobel Prize in astrobiology: Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man. :bananahi:
xTrishaxLynnx Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Lots of women will gather 'round, that's what.
Nihil Obstat Posted March 15, 2013 Author Posted March 15, 2013 Back in the good old days, there was a young fellow known as Eagle_Eye222001. Except he did not commonly go by that name at the time, but rather by the name of Professor Chan T. Rollingham, from the Fourchon Institute of Technology. Of course he is famous for a groundbreaking thought experiment which studied the nature of velocity and hardness. I have reproduced his results below: Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon Institute of Technology, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man. Of course it is not even necessary to mention how this study revolutionized our understanding of the hardest metal known the man, as well as the space-time implications of material per hour measurements. The famous thought experiment designed by Arfink in 1956, which won him the Nobel Prize in astrobiology: Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man. And now of course you must understand the terrible truth that Arfink and Eagle_Eye are in fact the same person! :shock:
AnneLine Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 (edited) The famous thought experiment designed by Arfink in 1956, which won him the Nobel Prize in astrobiology: Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man. Well played, and chapter and verse.... :bananahi: This is also proof you are OLDER than Old AnneLine. Oh my... Nekked people. mmmmmm.... and on a Friday during Lent, too. mmmmmm.... Edited March 15, 2013 by AnneLine
IgnatiusofLoyola Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I remember back when iPods didn't exist. I guess that makes people who were born in 1996 like myself rather elderly... I have a cat who is older than you. :->
PhuturePriest Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I have a cat who is older than you. :-> Sixteen is a respectable age... I'm sorry, I couldn't say that with a straight face.
Nihil Obstat Posted March 15, 2013 Author Posted March 15, 2013 I have a cat who is older than you. :-> Probably a better conversationalist too. :proud:
arfink Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Well played, and chapter and verse.... This is also proof you are OLDER than Old AnneLine. Oh my... Nekked people. mmmmmm.... and on a Friday during Lent, too. mmmmmm.... I think you missed the "metal" part of "hardest metal." [media]http://youtu.be/a8XIW_jUa-k[/media]
Byzantine Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Reveal thy past please! :) Oh don't worry, we already know. Well Nihil, you might as well tell them. Although I still maintain that my appearance in Iqaluit was accidental.
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