Why Do Guys Wear Skiny Jeans ?

[Papist]

I always thought guys wore skinny jeans b/c they are gay.

[Evangetholic]

I always thought guys wore skinny jeans b/c they are gay.

 

I always thought random acts/statements that are derisive and disrespectful of homosexual persons rather than of acts were a sign of a man being fond of peen himself. :)

[Papist]

I always thought random acts/statements that are derisive and disrespectful of homosexual persons rather than of acts were a sign of a man being fond of peen himself. :)

I apologize for hurting your feelings. No intentions other than be do lame in the lame board.

[Evangetholic]

I apologize for hurting your feelings. No intentions other than be do lame in the lame board.

 

I don't think my feelings have been hurt since I was seven Ma'am. I was meeting your banter with more banter. :p

[MissScripture]

Interesting. I don't think I've ever seen skinny jeans associated with cowboys. Maybe I'll go to the next meeting of the Mississippi Beef Cattlemen's Association and take a poll. :|

If you showed up in skinny jeans in ND you would get laughed off the ranch!

[Evangetholic]

If you showed up in skinny jeans in ND you would get laughed off the ranch!

 

That's truly sad. I know whenever I try to think of an urbane, sophisticated, intellectually stimulating environment I always think of ranches in the Dakotas.

 

What is one to do?

[WillT]

If you showed up in skinny jeans in ND you would get laughed off the ranch!

I would expect much the same reaction here. Now, if by "skinny jeans" you just mean tight jeans, I suspect you'd be ok so long as you also possessed the requisite horsemanship skills.

[WillT]

That's truly sad. I know whenever I try to think of an urbane, sophisticated, intellectually stimulating environment I always think of ranches in the Dakotas.

What is one to do?

What we bumpkins lack in sophistication and urbanity we make up for in other areas. :)

[Nihil Obstat]

I prefer boot cut.

[Evangetholic]

What we bumpkins lack in sophistication and urbanity we make up for in other areas. :)

 

I'm a bumpkin too.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAOb_EUE_M

[WillT]

I'm a bumpkin too.

Glad to hear it!

[Beati Pacifici]

I live in Georgia. . .I guess I'm a bumpkin too :P

[Evangetholic]

I live "near" both of you.

[Beati Pacifici]

Sweet! Phatmass redneck style meetup one day at the drag strip :)

[Evangetholic]

Sweet! Phatmass redneck style meetup one day at the drag strip :)

 

OR

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui_d8_GQq2E

[Beati Pacifici]

I don't know if we can be rebellion at da scrip club.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMA5YD0jsk

[Evangetholic]

I forgot myself for a moment. The Southland is so many things.

 

[Evangetholic]

Oh and dude's skr8 clownin on da English language.

Edited March 14, 2013 by Evangetholic

[cartermia]

You guys are short.

 

Yes they are

I am 5' 10"

 

Semi-fit....I just can't smash my body that way... that is all...

 

 

Well that's fine for you. :)

 

I'm very fit, 5'9" and 140 or so pounds. And I wear skinny jeans.

 

 

That's that supposed to say to a person that is 5'5" and 110 pounds? Honestly, height doesn't really matter. I know guys your husband's height who are total wimps and guys my height that could take on Rambo. It's not the deck you're given, it's how you play with it. ;)

I am 5'10 1/2" and I am a girl... beat that

 

Oh and FP I lift so don't even start on my being a wimp :flex2:

[MissScripture]

That's truly sad. I know whenever I try to think of an urbane, sophisticated, intellectually stimulating environment I always think of ranches in the Dakotas.

What is one to do?

You brought up cowboys. :| When my grandma found out I was engaged and not to a cowboy, she told my aunt, very mournfully, "I guess she won't be marrying a cowboy." :|