Andrea348 Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 I'll start it off. You Know You're A Catholic Nerd When... you know a saint to pray to for almost any situation you could possibly be in
Sarcastic Stare Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 when you know that you were named after a saint that was famous for having birds nest in his hand... and you think it's cool.
Luthien Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When you're trying to fall asleep, you say a rosary instead of counting sheep
Sarcastic Stare Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 when youth ministry is the highlight of your month! ( i think we can all relate in some way)
TheMissionary Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 ......you do the sign of the cross before you do anything ......you own a pair of Roasry beads for every colour of the rainbow ......you know the difference between doctrine and dogma ......you've read summa theologica and actually get it ......you have read the entire collection of canon Law
Crusader_4 Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When you have "The Litany of the Saints" under your favourite sites on the internet.
Sarcastic Stare Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 you stay up till 11:00 on a catholic phorum poating about random things with other cathilics who are posting about random things
Mateo el Feo Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 You Know You're A Catholic Nerd When... Use of the term "ejaculation" has nothing to do with reproductive organs.
StColette Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 when you have religious candles around the house when you pray to St. Anthony when you lose your truck keys (hehe)
cmotherofpirl Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When you talk to the saints the same way you talk to your neighbor or spouse:"let me tell you about my day..."
let_go_let_God Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 ..... when you're bored you and your best friends start having a debate to strengthen your faith ..... When your Bishop knows you by name (and you don't see him that often) ..... The only time you get to chill with your friends is at mass ..... You know how many Bibles are in the house and where they all are ..... When someone calls you a "Bible Banger" or "Jesus Freak" as an insult and you turn it into a complement P.S. StCollette, don't feel bad, I prayed for St. Anthony's help over five times in a day to find my glasses.
Colleen Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When you read spiritual books in your free time, because you want to.
Sarcastic Stare Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 when you look for unnexpected spiritual content in books, just for fun
Luthien Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When you rub St Francis of Assisi's bald head...( a statue where I work)
StColette Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When your car has a Rosary and Brown Scapular hanging from the rear view mirror
Colleen Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When you can name (in order) off the top of your head at least four of the popes who came directly before John Paul II.
StColette Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 when you can name and describe major Marian Apparitions
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 When you have to correct your priest's homilies... When you have a stack of Catechisms to hand out to Mormons who come to your door... When you have a username that uses mathematics to describe your faith (you know who you are!)... When your bumper sticker says "Rep the Pope"... When you replace family photos in your wallet with saint holy cards... When you have hymnal page tassels in place of bookmarks... When you say to your wife, "Hey baby, we ain't nothin' but mammals with souls, so let's have children in a loving bond of marital unity"... When Phatmass is your homepage... When Flyfree is your homepage... When you suffer from an extreme case of rosary envy... When you prove Pavlov's conditioning theory during the Eucharistic Sacrifice... When you know how to say the Hail Mary in more than three languages... When you actually play poker with Phatmass trading cards... When you dress up as a king of a possible future nation and get others to try to win the lottery for you because you're not old enough (you know who you are!)... When you can chant the Tantum Ergo from memory at the amazement of your fellow Catholic Nerds... When you have a two year supply of tuna in stock in case of nuclear war because you're worried about all the Fridays...
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