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homeschoolmom
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You know you're a [color=red][b]convert[/b][/color] when you have no idea what half of these things mean... and beer and cigarettes at church functions still seems sinful....

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when u are reading a book about the catechism that's supposed to be good because several priests were involved in writing it yet you keep saying "hmm...that doesn't sound right...hmmm...not true..." :lol:

and you check amazon and sure enough many reviwers say that it's not orthodox :blink:

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[quote name='VeraMaria' date='Jun 27 2004, 11:25 PM'] when u are reading a book about the catechism that's supposed to be good because several priests were involved in writing it yet you keep saying "hmm...that doesn't sound right...hmmm...not true..." :lol:

and you check amazon and sure enough many reviwers say that it's not orthodox :blink: [/quote]
When you ask, what book is that?

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when you know the complete History of the Church

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....when the Summa Theologiae / Summa Contra Gentiles is your favorite book...
....when you refer to your friends by the name of the saint whose feast day they were born on...
....you intentionally own more than three bibles, all different translations...
....every parting with friends ends in Latin (Dominus tecum, etc. etc., other stuff in Latin)...
....for any help in making better sense of the Gospels, you instantly turn to the Catena Aurea...
....you clink when you walk (from the medals)...
....you cross yourself whenever you're startled...
....you cheered during the prayer parts of X2 (on opening day)...
....your favorite show is Life is Worth Living / favorite network is EWTN...
....you're discerning for the priesthood and you say that you're dating the Church...

Can't think of much else....

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Thy Geekdom Come
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[quote]...you intentionally own more than three bibles, all different translations...[/quote]

LOL

Let's see...seven bibles...at least five translations...

YAY! I'm a Catholic Nerd!

let_go_let_God
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... You give a Confirmant that you are sponsoring a gift you "made" that completely fits the saint that they chose for their Confirmation saint

... You can say that you personally know all the seminarians in the diocese

... You plan on going to a Catholic college to help renew the Catholic movement there (as well as about 50 of your friends)

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[quote]When you know how to say the Hail Mary in more than three languages...[/quote]

lol French, Latin, Gaelic, & English

Thy Geekdom Come
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You want to start a local chapter of the Chi Rho Fraternity House on your college campus...

You never put anything on top of your Bible...

You know by heart which priests are orthodox and which priests are not...

You refer to your bishop by his first name, at his request...

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when this: "Prayers? Regs for me" makes sense :lol:

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[quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 27 2004, 10:52 PM'] When you have to correct your priest's homilies...

When you have a stack of Catechisms to hand out to Mormons who come to your door...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

When the Jehovah's Witnesses come to your door, you try to convert them, and they walk away (actually happened to me)

When you go to Kingdom Halls to try to convert the Jehovah's Witnesses to Catholicism

When the tie you wear matches the vestment color of the day (I actually used to do that)

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when people ask, "wow, what is that smell? are you wearing perfume?"
and you reply, "oh, that's incense. isn't it lovely?"

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[quote name='Mateo el Feo' date='Jun 27 2004, 09:05 PM'] You Know You're A Catholic Nerd When...

Use of the term "ejaculation" has nothing to do with reproductive organs. [/quote]
when you have SEVEN CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES under your name from playing arcade games on a Catholic website!!! lol

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you know the difference between "beverages" and "Catholic beverages"


when you love to play BINGO!!!

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your favorite quotes/sayings/prayers are in Latin...

you know that God and humor must go together since he's always messing with you...

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When you know who's feast day it is.

When you know all your friend's feast days.

When you know who's feast day is your birthday. (Alphonsus Ligouri!)

When you know all the doctors of the Church.

When you can quote Canon Law off the top of your head. (Read 1250 and say what you think. :) )

When you and your friend play a game trying to see how many Saints you can name and you go on for over a half hour.

When you can start quoting Psalms from Liturgy of the Hours.

:)

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[quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 27 2004, 11:43 PM'] You want to start a local chapter of the Chi Rho Fraternity House on your college campus... [/quote]
Nah... you're even more so when you want to start the Kappa Beta Sigma (Knights of the Blessed Sacrament)...

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[quote name='Luthien' date='Jun 27 2004, 09:59 PM'] When you're trying to fall asleep, you say a rosary instead of counting sheep [/quote]
yep... I'm a nerd :P


when you have worn out about 5 scapulars

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[quote name='Norseman82' date='Jun 27 2004, 11:53 PM'] When the tie you wear matches the vestment color of the day (I actually used to do that) [/quote]
haha...the choir at my Newman Center intentionally does that...the congregation probobly doesn't ever realized....hmmm most of the choir is wearing red....

you know the numbers of all your favorite and not so favorite hymns in the hymnal....Yes!!!! Number 881!!!!

Lounge Daddy
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...you say things to your Guardian Angel out loud
...you have a name for your Angel (hey, your Angel really is a life long companion and friend)
:cool:

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