homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Nov 30 2005, 09:32 AM'](Clop Clop) Whoa there! [right][snapback]805118[/snapback][/right] [/quote] You skipped the entire introduction! GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Posted November 30, 2005 I did not I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
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