Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... [clop clop]
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
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