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Laudate_Dominum
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DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--

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ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?

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WOMAN: No one lives there.

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ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

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WOMAN: We don't have a lord.

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DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We
take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the
week.

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DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.

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DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal
affairs,--

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DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

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ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

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WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

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ARTHUR: I am your king!

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WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

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ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

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WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

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ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

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