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[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. :shield:

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[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

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BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

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ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

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BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

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ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?

Posted

Black Knight: I've had worse.

Posted

ARTHUR: You liar!

Posted

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

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(Arthur kneels down and prays) Forgive me Oh Lord...

(Black Knight comes up behind him and kicks him)

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BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.

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ARTHUR: What?

Edited by zabbazooey
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BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!

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ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

Edited by zabbazooey
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BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?

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ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

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BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.

Edited by zabbazooey
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ARTHUR: Look!

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BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]

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[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.

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