One Line at a Time from Beginning to End

[Thumper]

MORTICIAN: I can't.

[Jaime]

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He
won't be long.

[Sojourner]

MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
nine today.

[Jaime]

CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?

[homeschoolmom]

MORTICIAN: Thursday.

[Sojourner]

DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

[Jaime]

CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?

[Sojourner]

DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]

[homeschoolmom]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much

[Sojourner]

MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

[Jaime]

CUSTOMER: Right.

[Sojourner]

[clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?

[Jaime]

CUSTOMER: I don't know.

[Sojourner]

MORTICIAN: Must be a king.

[homeschoolmom]

CUSTOMER: Why?

[Jaime]

MORTICIAN: He hasn't got poo-poo all over him.

Edited November 30, 2005 by jaime

[homeschoolmom]

Scene three
[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old woman!

[Jaime]

DENNIS: Man!

[homeschoolmom]

ARTHUR: Old Man, sorry. What knight live in that castle over there?

[Jaime]

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.