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MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
[clang]

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CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.

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DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

homeschoolmom
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CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.

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DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

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MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!

homeschoolmom
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CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

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DEAD PERSON: I'm not!

homeschoolmom
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MORTICIAN: He isn't.

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CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

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DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!

homeschoolmom
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CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
:funeral:

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MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.

homeschoolmom
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DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
:ohno:

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CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.

homeschoolmom
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DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
:D:

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CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...

homeschoolmom
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MORTICIAN: I can't. :no:

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